{"id":1106,"date":"2015-10-09T12:29:29","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T17:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2015\/10\/09\/151509_shotipad\/"},"modified":"2022-05-28T10:33:55","modified_gmt":"2022-05-28T15:33:55","slug":"151509_shotipad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2015\/10\/09\/151509_shotipad\/","title":{"rendered":"Shooting an iPad: It&#8217;s what we do."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom&#8217;s iPad recently cratered. It wasn&#8217;t a huge deal, since it was a hand-me-down of my 1st generation model, and I replaced it with another hand-me-down of my 2nd gen tablet.<\/p>\n<p>I was able to coax it to life just long enough to wipe it clean and destroy the SIM chip, and I planned to drop it off in the dead electronics box at Best Buy for recycling. But then I had a brilliant thought: &#8220;what do guys do when their stuff breaks beyond repair?&#8221; The answer is pretty obvious. They <b>shoot<\/b> it!<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t explain it, and I won&#8217;t even try to justify it. It&#8217;s just one of the rules, and I&#8217;m nothing if not a rule observer (especially if the rules are fun). So, I propped the old and busted iPad against a back porch wall and hauled out my <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">AR-15<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">12-gauge shotgun<\/span> <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">.40 S&amp;W pistol<\/span> pellet gun. (I may be crazy but I&#8217;m not insane.)<\/p>\n<p>Standing at an angle to avoid ricochets (remember kiddies, always be safe when shooting electronics in your back yard), I took careful aim from a distance of about fifteen feet. The results were remarkably satisfying.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/miscphotos\/shotipad.jpg\" alt=\"iPad with bullet holes in screen\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Several observations:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The glass screen is quite durable, and evidently shatterproof. The glass pulverized where the pellets impacted, and the impact caused spiderweb cracking, but no glass shards broke off.<\/li>\n<li style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">The electronics are also durable. As you can see from the photo, the display never shut off. (As to why it&#8217;s displaying in the Dutch language, well&#8230;that&#8217;s another story for another time.) However, the touchscreen no longer responded to, um, touch. The on\/off button did work, but the home button did not.<\/li>\n<li style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">The rainbow of colors caused by the trauma to the display is actually quite pretty. (Even guys who shoot defenseless electronics have a sensitive side.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I now sorta hate to take it to Best Buy. Maybe I&#8217;ll get it framed as a companion piece to the <a href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2014\/02\/14\/140214-framedartwork\/\">G4 mother board<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><i>Deciding how to categorize this post was a challenge. I started to put it in the DIY category, contemplated the Art category, and ultimately landed on a combination of Technology and Firearms, even though a pellet gun hardly qualifies as either.<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom&#8217;s iPad recently cratered. It wasn&#8217;t a huge deal, since it was a hand-me-down of my 1st generation model, and I replaced it with another hand-me-down of my 2nd gen tablet. I was able to coax it to life just long enough to wipe it clean and destroy the SIM chip, and I planned&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2015\/10\/09\/151509_shotipad\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shooting an iPad: It&#8217;s what we do.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-firearms","category-technology","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10416,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions\/10416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}