{"id":1176,"date":"2017-12-16T15:46:11","date_gmt":"2017-12-16T21:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2017\/12\/16\/171215_skunk3\/"},"modified":"2022-04-05T17:40:22","modified_gmt":"2022-04-05T22:40:22","slug":"171215_skunk3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2017\/12\/16\/171215_skunk3\/","title":{"rendered":"Another day&#8230;another skunk. This time, with 100% more me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up around 4:00 a.m. a few days ago (hold your snark; you&#8217;ll be old someday, too), and detected the unmistakable odor of skunk. I found this a bit unsettling, but not enough to get out of bed to investigate. I rolled over and went back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right; margin: 1em 0 1em 24px; border: 1px solid #ccc;\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/miscphotos\/raccoonandskunk.jpg\" alt=\"Raccoon beside trapped skunk\">A few hours later, I opened the garage door to check the trap, although I was pretty sure I knew what Id find. Sure enough, yet another skunk had checked into Citter Inn. As with the <a href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2017\/11\/29\/171129_skunk\/\">preceding<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2017\/12\/01\/171201_anotherskunk\/\">two<\/a>, I decided to record the release, and that&#8217;s documented in the video below.<\/p>\n<p>While only you can decide whether it&#8217;s worth spending 4 minutes and 6 seconds (plus load time) of your life watching this video (the <acronym title=\"Too Long, Didn't Watch\">TL:DW<\/acronym> version is that I didn&#8217;t get sprayed), I hope you will for a few reasons.<\/p>\n<p>First, this is a really pretty skunk. I&#8217;m not sure who represents the standard for human beauty nowadays &#8212; for women, perhaps it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stylecraze.com\/articles\/most-beautiful-women-in-the-world\/\">one of these<\/a>; for guys&#8230;well, you&#8217;re on your own there &#8212; but let&#8217;s say this critter is the Scarlett Johansson of the skunk world.<\/p>\n<p>Second, toward the end of the video you&#8217;ll see some interaction between different species as recorded by my game camera, as well as the evidence of one whose affinity for and effort to acquire sardines was unparalleled.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: left; margin: 1em 24px 1em 0; border: 1px solid #ccc;\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/miscphotos\/gazettecap.jpg\" alt=\"Me and my cap\">But, really, the most important reason is that I&#8217;d like to have your feedback about something. Rather than use captions to describe what&#8217;s going on in the video, I took a shot at doing a voiceover narration. I&#8217;d be really interested to know whether you have a preference about captions vs. narration (or would BOTH be preferable?).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d also welcome feedback about the quality of the audio, although that&#8217;s less important. I recognize that my recording environment is less than ideal, particularly since we&#8217;ve cleared the shelves and walls of all content in preparation for remodeling. The sound is pretty echo-y as a result. Also, the webcam microphone is not exactly professional quality. I did try some pretty high-end Bose headphones as an external mic, but the results were actually less pleasing than the webcam, which I thought was strange.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s how much I&#8217;d like your feedback: I&#8217;ve actually reinstated the comments section on the Gazette. It&#8217;s been years since I&#8217;ve allowed comments on any posts because of the overwhelming volume of spam I had to deal with (you can ask any blogger and they&#8217;ll tell you the same thing&#8230;it&#8217;s ridiculous). But I&#8217;m willing to put up with it in order to see some legitimate feedback. So, feel free to let me know what you think&#8230;and thanks in advance!<\/p>\n<p>Without further ado&#8230;allow me to present Scarle&#8230;uh&#8230;another skunk.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/247555728\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up around 4:00 a.m. a few days ago (hold your snark; you&#8217;ll be old someday, too), and detected the unmistakable odor of skunk. I found this a bit unsettling, but not enough to get out of bed to investigate. I rolled over and went back to sleep. A few hours later, I opened&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2017\/12\/16\/171215_skunk3\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Another day&#8230;another skunk. This time, with 100% more me.<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-texas-hill-country","category-wildlife-trapping","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1176"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9560,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1176\/revisions\/9560"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}