{"id":12808,"date":"2023-10-23T16:19:04","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T21:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/?p=12808"},"modified":"2023-10-24T11:14:12","modified_gmt":"2023-10-24T16:14:12","slug":"clueless-drivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2023\/10\/23\/clueless-drivers\/","title":{"rendered":"Clueless Drivers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>FM 2147 (Farm-to-Market for you city slickers) bisects the town where we live. To get to our neighborhood, you make a turn from 2147 onto a street called Bay West Blvd. That turn puts you immediately on a blind downhill curve, and it&#8217;s advisable to be alert to surprises on that curve.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A couple of mornings ago, as I returned home after running some errands, I was reminded of that advice. As I came out of the curve, I was surprised to see a full-sized spare tire and wheel laying smack dab in the middle of the street. I was going only about 20 mph, so I had no trouble slowing to a crawl while I scoped out the situation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Up ahead, about a half block, an older heavyset man was walking slowly up the hill from a pickup with a flatbed trailer attached, carrying only a zero-turn lawn mower (the trailer, not the man). It was obvious that the tire had somehow escaped from his trailer and had come to rest in a most inopportune location. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I made eye contact with him &#8212; he seemed fairly disgusted but not distraught over the situation &#8212; and decided that he had things under control. There was room for me to slowly maneuver to the left and around the tire, which I did. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The turn into our neighborhood was just a few yards down the street, and as I approached that intersection, I glanced in the rearview mirror just in time to see a dark-colored sedan &#8212; a Buick, I think &#8212; come around the blind curve and proceed to drive over the tire, where it lodged directly in the center of the car, under the engine compartment. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The owner of the now-captive tire came to a halt, and, hands on hips, stared at the driver and shook his head in apparent disbelief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I also shook my head in empathy as I made the turn and the scene disappeared from my mirror. I don&#8217;t know how they managed to extricate the tire from the car&#8217;s undercarriage&#8230;it might have been as simple as putting the car in reverse and backing away. The street was clear when I went out again about an hour later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m still mystified as to how the sedan&#8217;s driver could have failed to see and avoid that very obvious obstacle in the middle of the street. Were they distracted by their phone? Did they forget they weren&#8217;t in the family <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Humvee\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Humvee<\/a> and thought they had the ground clearance to drive over the tire with impunity? Or were they just clueless?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The demographic of our town skews to the high double-digits end of the lifespan spectrum, which makes for some &#8220;interesting&#8221; (aka <em>terrifying<\/em>) driver behaviors. And there are way too many drivers of all ages who delude themselves into thinking they can simultaneously stare at their phones and still pilot their two- and three-ton vehicles safely. I know that because Debbie and I often run on Bay West &#8212; a wide divided street &#8212; and on any given curve, we assess our ability to jump to safety off the road to avoid distracted drivers who are channeling their inner <a href=\"https:\/\/www.formula1.com\/en\/drivers\/max-verstappen.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Max Verstappen<\/a> as they hug the inside curb on a 35-mph speed limit street in an apparent effort to shave precious milliseconds from their five minute trip to the post office. I resist the urge to offer them educational hand signals, feeling that adding antagonism to inattention is not a battle I could win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Occasionally, a driver will look up just in time to jerk the steering wheel away from us, and give us a shrug and a grin as if to say, <em>silly me&#8230;I almost killed you&#8230;please accept this shrug and grin as evidence of my contrition, until the next time<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now that I think about it, <em>clueless<\/em> is much too kind a word. Perhaps you&#8217;ve got a better suggestion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em><strong>Update:<\/strong> It occurs to me that I&#8217;m probably giving the wrong impression about local drivers as a whole. The majority (I still hesitate to apply <\/em>vast<em> as an adjective) are considerate and diligent drivers. Many do give us plenty of clearance on the road, slowing down and\/or moving over and acknowledging our presence with a friendly wave. As is often the case, it&#8217;s a few bad actors that bathe everyone in a bad light.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Clueless&#8221; is a mild description for one particular driver (and many others in our vicinity).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12821,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,9],"tags":[281],"class_list":["post-12808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-horseshoe-bay","category-society-culture","tag-bad-drivers","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/aibuick.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12808"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12825,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions\/12825"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}