{"id":1369,"date":"2020-10-16T11:24:04","date_gmt":"2020-10-16T16:24:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2020\/10\/16\/20201016-caterpillars\/"},"modified":"2022-02-23T19:52:49","modified_gmt":"2022-02-24T01:52:49","slug":"20201016-caterpillars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2020\/10\/16\/20201016-caterpillars\/","title":{"rendered":"Caterpillar Complaints and Captures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid gray;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/indianajonescaterpillars.jpg\" alt=\"Spoof of Indiana Jones movie still\"><\/p>\n<p>Alert Gazette readers will recall <a title=\"Gazette post: Frickin' Frass\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2020\/05\/29\/20200529-frass\/\">my lament from last spring<\/a> regarding an infestation of walnut caterpillars and their fecal flotsam. Well&#8230;lucky us. It turns out that these creatures make twice annual appearances &#8212; spring AND fall &#8212; and we&#8217;re now in the middle of their curtain call.<\/p>\n<p>This is also the time of year that the pecan trees begin to drop their leaves, so we&#8217;re dealing not only with caterpillar poop falling onto our deck from the trees in our back yard, but also the leaves. My mid-morning ritual now consists of firing up the leaf blower in an attempt to bring a modicum of order to the deck and back porch. Of course, those efforts yield results that last at best a half hour or so, but, like Sisyphus pushing that rock, my fate is simply to keep trying.<\/p>\n<p>Now, all of this is annoying enough, but this is also the time of year when the walnut caterpillars launch themselves from the tree and rain down like multi-legged storm troopers. In the past, we&#8217;ve tried (a) ignoring them, (b) sweeping them, and (c) squishing them. The first approach proved unworkable, the second was futile, and the third was gross. So, this time around I&#8217;ve initiated Option D: harvesting them.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Equipped with leather gloves and a bucket, I&#8217;ve picked up literally hundreds of caterpillars. I realize that for every one I catch, there are probably a hundred more that go&#8230;somewhere. But I figure that for every one I catch, that&#8217;s one less to deal with next spring when the next generation hatches.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t figured out their life cycle or behavioral patterns. I mean, they drop out of the trees, but then immediately find the nearest wall and start climbing back up again. I don&#8217;t know; maybe it&#8217;s like an amusement park ride to them. But it&#8217;s a somewhat unsettling thing to stand on the back porch to watch &#8212; and hear&#8230;they make a faint but obvious&nbsp;<i>plop<\/i> when they hit &#8212; them fall. They seem to be slightly stunned when they hit the deck, but quickly recover and start crawling around.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m collecting caterpillars by the bucket, and the creepiness factor increases when you look into said bucket. The following scene brings to mind the phobia of Indiana Jones:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid gray; margin-bottom: 8px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/miscphotos\/caterpillars_anim.gif\" alt=\"Animated gif of walnut caterpillars crawling around in a bucket\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"font: 14px sans-serif;\">They could be really short snakes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>As with most things, this too shall pass. At least walnut caterpillars don&#8217;t transmit COVID-19.<\/p>\n<p>Do they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alert Gazette readers will recall my lament from last spring regarding an infestation of walnut caterpillars and their fecal flotsam. Well&#8230;lucky us. It turns out that these creatures make twice annual appearances &#8212; spring AND fall &#8212; and we&#8217;re now in the middle of their curtain call. This is also the time of year that&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2020\/10\/16\/20201016-caterpillars\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Caterpillar Complaints and Captures<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nature","category-wildlife-inverts","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1369"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7698,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1369\/revisions\/7698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}