{"id":14389,"date":"2024-10-09T13:33:47","date_gmt":"2024-10-09T18:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/?p=14389"},"modified":"2024-10-09T13:33:48","modified_gmt":"2024-10-09T18:33:48","slug":"never-trust-older-brothers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2024\/10\/09\/never-trust-older-brothers\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Trust Older Brothers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>If you&#8217;re puzzled about the context for the following comic, <a href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2024\/09\/27\/the-serpentine-surfer\/\">here&#8217;s the post<\/a> that gave rise to it (warning: it&#8217;s got real snake photos!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"792\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cottonmouthcomic.jpg\" alt=\"Comic\" class=\"wp-image-14390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cottonmouthcomic.jpg 612w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cottonmouthcomic-232x300.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;re puzzled about the <em>excuse<\/em> for this comic&#8230;well, we can&#8217;t help you there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Older brothers picking on younger ones is a phenomenon as old as the Garden of Eden (well, if you&#8217;re a snake). [Cartoon images only]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14393,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/header_fox.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14389"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14395,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14389\/revisions\/14395"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/14393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}