{"id":1459,"date":"2002-12-18T06:33:32","date_gmt":"2002-12-18T12:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2002\/12\/18\/treadmill-based-musical-observations\/"},"modified":"2025-10-07T11:22:58","modified_gmt":"2025-10-07T16:22:58","slug":"treadmill-based-musical-observations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2002\/12\/18\/treadmill-based-musical-observations\/","title":{"rendered":"Treadmill-Based Musical Observations"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Here we are, five days from the official start of winter, and the outside temp is in the mid-70s. The wind is also blowing around 30 mph, making this seem like a typical spring day in west Texas. The St. Augustine side of my yard is still green. The weeping willows in Grafa Park still have their leaves, for pete&#8217;s sake. Even the red oaks, having turned red, haven&#8217;t turned loose. So much for relying on the weather to get us in the Christmas spirit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Not that I&#8217;m complaining too much. With natural gas prices pushing $5.50, I&#8217;d much rather hear the warm wind howling through the leafy branches than the hot air blowing through the attic ductwork, if you know what I mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But, the windy conditions meant that I&#8217;d be putting in a session on the treadmill, rather than enjoying a warm day of cycling. The freaky December weather put me in a mood for contradistinction, for juxtapositionary sensory input, for&#8230;weird combinations. So, for auditory stimulation&#8230;ummm&#8230;plug in Jethro Tull&#8217;s exquisite <em>Aqualung<\/em>&nbsp;on CD; for visual distraction&#8230;TV on mute&#8230;click, click, click&#8230;there it is: CMT, aka Country Music Television. Nothing makes a few minutes at your anaerobic threshold go by more quickly than hearing <em>Locomotive Breath<\/em> while watching a Dixie Chicks video.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It had been a while (a <strong>long<\/strong> while) since I had watched CMT, and I was disappointed to see that the music\/commercial ratio was roughly half of what it used to be. And the choice in videos was aimed at a demographic that clearly excluded moi&#8230;say, women aged 25-40. There was Travis Tritt, but it was some smarmy ballad instead of the rockin&#8217; <em>T.R.O.U.B.L.E.<\/em> Brooks &amp; Dunn, normally a good choice, but another ballad (I could tell because it featured Reba gazing mournfully into the camera) instead of the classic <em>Rock My World (Little Country Girl)<\/em>. And absolutely no sign of Chris LeDoux (<em>For Your Love<\/em> gave the Fabulous Thunderbirds&#8217; <em>Tuff Enuf<\/em> a run for its money). Well, I suppose that&#8217;s what I get for tuning in at 10:00 a.m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p id=\"kfst\">OTOH, hearing Ian Anderson&#8217;s scathing lyrics and bad-boy flute (aha!&#8230;more juxtaposition) put me in a pleasing stream-of-consciousness groove that ultimately took me back to my DJ days in the greater metropolitan area of Fort Stockton, Texas, home to the 250-watt giant, KFST AM (860 on your radio dial). There&#8217;s no possible cooler job for a high school kid than DJ, right? Well, yes&#8230;and no.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was cool that the station owner let me host what I&#8217;m sure was the only AM album-rock show in the 20,000 square mile service area of the station (don&#8217;t be too impressed&#8230;the population density averaged 1 per square mile). And even better, I got to play my own vinyl &#8211; the station being a little, um, <em>underserviced<\/em> in the rock album area. So there I was, spinning Cream (<em>Sunshine of Your Love<\/em>), Iron Butterfly (<em>Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida<\/em>) and Chicago (<em>25 or 6 to 4<\/em>) to a listenership that undoubtedly numbered in the upper dozens. (I always fantasized that the occupants in the cars on nearby I-10 would stumble onto the station in the otherwise vast wasteland, and report back to their friends in L.A. that they&#8217;d found a little bit of rock-n-roll heaven in the desert.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t so cool that the rest of the time I had to stick to the station&#8217;s regular format, charitably described as &#8220;variety.&#8221; That meant we&#8217;d intersperse country with western and vice versa, occasionally getting jiggy with Peggy Lee or the Percy Faith Orchestra. The station owner broke most of the R&amp;R demo records that he deemed unacceptable (<em>Hey Jude<\/em> didn&#8217;t pass the sniff test, as I recall); I can only assume that he never actually listened to my Saturday night show.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I also often drew the short straw to oversee the Sunday afternoon &#8220;Classical Hour,&#8221; and to ensure the airing of the requisite quantity of public service programs; these generally consisted of some pretty good jazz played on behalf of various branches of the United States military. I was also often the &#8220;chaperone&#8221; for the non-licensed host of the following show which consisted of non-stop, paid-request Spanish music. I&#8217;m sure there was a proper name for the musical genre, but I didn&#8217;t know what it was then, and I&#8217;m still not sure. It was a mixture of conjunto, mariachi and what eventually would become Tejano. I was continually amazed at the steady stream of people coming to the station to slip the DJ a couple of bucks in exchange for his playing this exotic music. It took me awhile to figure out that this Sunday afternoon ritual was a major part of the social culture of the day. In any event, I could only envy the DJ&#8217;s superior listenership, and the fact that I had an FCC third-class operator&#8217;s license carried precisely no weight with him. I was a regulatory requirement, nothing more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Looking back, I guess the good outweighed the bad. I&#8217;m probably one of a shrinking minority who can remember the sound of a real teletype machine spitting out AP newsflashes, and I did get to hear some great music before anyone else (when I could get to it before the owner). And, frankly, I miss the hepcat Latin rhythms of the inestimable Rudy and the Reno Bops. You can&#8217;t <strong>buy<\/strong> memories like these.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But feel free to make an offer!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we are, five days from the official start of winter, and the outside temp is in the mid-70s. The wind is also blowing around 30 mph, making this seem like a typical spring day in west Texas. The St. Augustine side of my yard is still green. The weeping willows in Grafa Park still&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2002\/12\/18\/treadmill-based-musical-observations\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Treadmill-Based Musical Observations<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-running","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15844,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions\/15844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}