We enjoyed a DiGiorno pizza last night, a Thin Crust Supreme supplemented with extra mozzarella and pepperoni, if you must know. And while it was quite tasty and a completely acceptable and less expensive alternative to a restaurant offering, it was also square.<\/p>\n
There were some logistical issues of fitting it on a round serving platter and figuring out how to slice the darned thing, but the shape also raised an issue that should be of paramount importance to every serious pizza aficionado: assuming the area is the same, do you get more crust from a round pizza or a square one?<\/p>\n
I’m sure there are manifold websites devoted to explaining the relationship of the circumference of a circle to the perimeter of a quadrilateral shape, but I chose to do it the old-fashioned way, with a slide rule and abacus. Ha ha, just kidding. I used Excel. (I wanted to use my iPhone’s calculator but it doesn’t compute square roots. At least not like I want to compute them, with one touch of a key.)<\/p>\n
And, of course, what I found shouldn’t surprise anyone. By choosing a square shape for its pizza over a round one, DiGiorno has effectively caused the amount of crust to be…oh, look! A baby bunny!<\/p>\n
You didn’t really think I was going to deprive you of the joy of figuring this one out for yourself, did you?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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