{"id":15124,"date":"2025-05-16T14:58:29","date_gmt":"2025-05-16T19:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/?p=15124"},"modified":"2025-05-16T14:58:31","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T19:58:31","slug":"just-another-manic-memeday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2025\/05\/16\/just-another-manic-memeday\/","title":{"rendered":"Just another manic memeday*"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I’m still fighting the fallout from my radiation treatments, and I use the term fallout<\/em> non-ironically because, really, isn’t that pretty much what it is? Anyway, I’m having occasional problems with focus [Ed. “Occasional”? When, exactly, have you ever been focused?<\/em>] and I’m using that as an excuse for this entire post.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OTOH…who doesn’t like a good meme?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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What about waffles? Can dogs make waffles? Inquiring minds want to know.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Meteorologists know almost nothing about actual meteors, much less about cupcake sprinkles.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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At least you’re still alive, unlke the shark in Jaws<\/em>, which was released in 1975.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Grammar<\/em>: It’s a matter of life and death.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n
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I would have written “Zombie Flowers,” but that’s just me.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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Grammar de Gato<\/em>: It’s a real thing. Pretty sure they can’t make pancakes either, though.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Brain soup: It’s a real thing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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This has more relevance than you think, i.e. Constantinople was captured by the Ottoman Empire, and all dogs like ottomans…they just haven’t been able to explain why. Until now.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n
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Or — and hear me out — what if the local city planner wasn’t also the undertaker? Makes you think, doesn’t it?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n
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When filing for Medicare reimbursement, please use ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code T63.444A. This call may be recorded for quality control purposes, but probably isn’t.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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When will our national nightmare from the failure to take advertising claims literally end? And could that sentence possibly be any more awkward?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Dolores just finished watching Little Shop of Horrors<\/em>. And now she waits.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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This is also how I learned to use napalm.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Parting Shot: The struggle is real<\/h4>\n\n\n
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me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles<\/p>\n

dracula: venn<\/p>\n

me: probably tomorrow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15125,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","category-memes","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/header_sillyandfrivolous.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15124"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15155,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15124\/revisions\/15155"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}