{"id":16207,"date":"2025-12-29T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-29T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/?p=16207"},"modified":"2025-12-29T06:23:17","modified_gmt":"2025-12-29T12:23:17","slug":"biblical-memes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2025\/12\/29\/biblical-memes\/","title":{"rendered":"Biblical Memes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Christmas 2025 is behind us (and I hope it was a peaceful and meaningful time for you and yours), but given that the literal definition of Christmas is a festival to honor Jesus Christ, the day is recent enough that I&#8217;ve made the admittedly questionable decision to dedicate an entire post to memes with themes arising from the Old and New Testaments of the Bible. [<em>Ed. I hope you didn&#8217;t pull a muscle while stretching to make the connection between Christmas and this post.<\/em>] [<em>Me: Ouch. Please pass the Aleve.<\/em>]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About half of these memes have their basis in Scripture, but I recognize that some readers might not pick up on the references so I&#8217;ve provided links to Biblical passages, where applicable; most of them will link to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Jonah%201%3A17&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">New International Version<\/a> of the Bible. Feel free to use this post for extra credit in Sunday School. I know I will.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, just so we&#8217;re clear&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"381\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/spiritualmemeinggift.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Christian memeing isn't a spiritual gift\" class=\"wp-image-16208\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/spiritualmemeinggift.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/spiritualmemeinggift-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Here are some actual spiritual gifts: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bibleref.com\/Romans\/12\/Romans-12-6.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Romans 12:6\u20138<\/a>;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bibleref.com\/1-Corinthians\/12\/1-Corinthians-12-4.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">1 Corinthians 12:4\u201311<\/a>;&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.bibleref.com\/1-Corinthians\/12\/1-Corinthians-12-28.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">1 Corinthians 12:28<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Setting the tone&#8230;<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"967\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hearinggodspeak.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Want to hear God speak audibly? Read the Bible out loud.\" class=\"wp-image-16228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hearinggodspeak.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hearinggodspeak-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Imaginary and uncharacteristic wisdom from <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Michael_Scott_(The_Office)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Michael Gary Scott<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Memes with actual Biblical references (mostly)<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"543\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jonahswife.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Jonah's wife doubting his excuse for being absent\" class=\"wp-image-16211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jonahswife.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jonahswife-300x255.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Jonah%201%3A17&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jonah 1:17<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"732\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jaelondrphil.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jaelondrphil.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jaelondrphil-262x300.jpg 262w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Ruth%201-5&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Ruth<\/a>; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Esther%202-9&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Esther<\/a>; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Luke%201%3A26-38&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Mary (Luke 1:26-38)<\/a>; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Judges%204%3A16-22&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Jael (Judges 4:16-22)<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"590\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/satanandapple.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Satan refuses to eat the apple\" class=\"wp-image-16215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/satanandapple.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/satanandapple-300x277.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Genesis%203%3A1-4&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Genesis 3:1-4<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"489\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/theirkidsanangel.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16216\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/theirkidsanangel.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/theirkidsanangel-300x229.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">OK, <a href=\"https:\/\/thebiblespeakstoyou.com\/satan-is-not-a-fallen-angel\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">this might be a bit problematic<\/a>, depending on your interpretation of Scripture. Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Christianity\/comments\/17qnr92\/comment\/k8du293\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">different perspective<\/a>. Doesn&#8217;t invalidate the point of the meme, though. \ud83d\ude07<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"680\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/abeandisaac.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Isaac tells Abraham to talk to the hand following the attempted sacrifice\" class=\"wp-image-16219\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/abeandisaac.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/abeandisaac-282x300.jpg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Genesis%2022%3A2-10&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Genesis 22:2-10<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"789\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesuswept.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: the only verse I can remember is 'Jesus wept.'\" class=\"wp-image-16221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesuswept.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesuswept-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=John%2011%3A35&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">John 11:35<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Memes about church (not The Church&#8230;IYKYK)<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"348\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/lamentationscoffee.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Lamentations coffee...the joy has departed because it's decaf\" class=\"wp-image-16222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/lamentationscoffee.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/lamentationscoffee-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Lamentations%201-5&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Lamentations<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"332\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/letterfrompaul.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/letterfrompaul.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/letterfrompaul-300x156.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Romans%201-16&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Romans<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=1%20Corinthians%201-16&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">1 Corinthians<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=2%20Corinthians%201-13&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">2 Corinthians<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Galatians%201-6&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Galatians<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Ephesians%201-6&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Ephesians<\/a><br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Philippians%201-4&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Philippians<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Colossians%201-4&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Colossians<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=1%20Thessalonians%201-5&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">1 Thessalonians<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=2%20Thessalonians%201-3&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">2 Thessalonians<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"513\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/loudestsounds.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Cell phone ringing in church is the loudest sound on Earth\" class=\"wp-image-16232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/loudestsounds.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/loudestsounds-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">&#8230;and especially during prayer time<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"337\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/unforeseencircumstances-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16235\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/unforeseencircumstances-1.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/unforeseencircumstances-1-300x158.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Well, I would argue that you can&#8217;t become a prophet by going to a class so it&#8217;s just as well&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">From left field, but still in the ballpark&#8230;<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"416\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesusandwalmart.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: You need Jesus just to go to Walmart, let alone Heaven.\" class=\"wp-image-16238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesusandwalmart.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesusandwalmart-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Some people might equate a trip to Walmart with one to H-E-double-hockey-sticks. Not me, of course.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"467\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/joantheapostle.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and...Joan?\" class=\"wp-image-16239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/joantheapostle.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/joantheapostle-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Wait&#8230;there&#8217;s no Gospel according to Joan of Arc?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/thistooshallpass.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Need an ETA on 'this too shall pass'\" class=\"wp-image-16244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/thistooshallpass.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/thistooshallpass-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">OK, this was a test. Did you think that question comes from the Bible? <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/This_too_shall_pass\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" title=\"This adage has a Wikipedia page, but not a Bible verse\">Guess what&#8230;<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/chickfilaworker.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Not your ideal man, unless you're seeking a Chick-fil-a employee\" class=\"wp-image-16243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/chickfilaworker.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/chickfilaworker-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/chickfilaworker-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/chickfilaworker-500x500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/chickfilaworker-400x400.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Although&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Closing Shots, The Hand Grenade and Horseshoes Version<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"477\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/roastedunicorn.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Log entry from Noah's ark - Roasted unicorn is delicious\" class=\"wp-image-16257\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/roastedunicorn.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/roastedunicorn-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Man does not live by bread alone&#8230; [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Deuteronomy%208%3A3&amp;version=NIV\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Deuteronomy 8:3<\/a>]<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"490\" height=\"820\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/wrongverseforawedding.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Wrong verse for a wedding (1 John 4:18 is NOT the same as John 4:18)\" class=\"wp-image-16258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/wrongverseforawedding.jpg 490w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/wrongverseforawedding-179x300.jpg 179w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Well, the groom was going to find out sooner or later.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-style-twentytwentyone-border\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"656\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesusandwheels.jpg\" alt=\"Meme: Jesus next to all the wheels He's taken\" class=\"wp-image-16259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesusandwheels.jpg 640w, https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/jesusandwheels-293x300.jpg 293w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Uh&#8230;sorry&#8230;I have no excuse for this one. I wish I could <em><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ywtJYvDBKek?si=NY8cx2vVxAKlJjEN\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Undo It<\/a><\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/ywtJYvDBKek?si=NY8cx2vVxAKlJjEN\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">.<\/a> [Now I&#8217;m even sorrier.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I LOL&#8217;d at a few of these, and briefly displayed a knowing smirk at others. 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