{"id":1659,"date":"2003-08-05T18:29:03","date_gmt":"2003-08-05T23:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2003\/08\/05\/a-little-scary\/"},"modified":"2022-02-08T11:28:25","modified_gmt":"2022-02-08T17:28:25","slug":"a-little-scary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2003\/08\/05\/a-little-scary\/","title":{"rendered":"A little scary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a physical last week, the first in a number of years, although I&#8217;ve had a complete blood work-up annually for at least the last decade. Part of the physical was a chest x-ray.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor&#8217;s office called today to tell me that the x-ray revealed a spot on one lung, and they want to do a cat scan to see if it&#8217;s anything to be concerned about. I can have this done at time that&#8217;s convenient for me&#8230;as long as it&#8217;s between 1:30 and 1:32 p.m. tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Well.<\/p>\n<p>Let me say that in my heart of hearts, I believe there is nothing to this. I&#8217;ve never smoked, never been exposed to secondhand smoke in any meaningful quantity. I have no symptoms of anything out of the ordinary &#8212; aside from the splitting headaches, temporary blindness in one eye, and inability to complete a th&#8230;um, where was I? Just kidding, of course, except for the last thing, and my wife will tell you I&#8217;ve had that on my plate for going on 31 years now. Anyway, after receiving the call, I went for a 20 mile bike ride. I&#8217;m <strong>sure<\/strong> this is just a precautionary move, a wise thing to do, but ultimately not important.<\/p>\n<p>OTOH&#8230;my mind is really good at coming up with doomsday scenarios: will I be the strong hero type through the experimental and traumatic treatment, or will I whine incessantly? Will I burn through all our 401Ks and IRAs while pursuing exotic treatments, leaving us destitute, homeless and probably dependent on a Windows machine, or will my blogger friends start a fund that will not only pay all my expenses but leave enough to begin a foundation for future victims of the newly-discovered disease that now bears my name? Will I look at this post tomorrow evening and chuckle, or will it be the demarcation for a new chapter in the pitifully short time left to me before I shuffle off this mortal strand?<\/p>\n<p>Do you hear violins? I&#8217;m sure I hear violins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a physical last week, the first in a number of years, although I&#8217;ve had a complete blood work-up annually for at least the last decade. Part of the physical was a chest x-ray. The doctor&#8217;s office called today to tell me that the x-ray revealed a spot on one lung, and they want&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2003\/08\/05\/a-little-scary\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A little scary<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medicine","category-navel-gazing","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4579,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions\/4579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}