{"id":1712,"date":"2003-09-05T22:21:05","date_gmt":"2003-09-06T03:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2003\/09\/05\/pickin-and-grinnin\/"},"modified":"2022-02-15T12:34:23","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T18:34:23","slug":"pickin-and-grinnin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2003\/09\/05\/pickin-and-grinnin\/","title":{"rendered":"Pickin&#8217; and Grinnin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My blogger pal Scott is thinking about taking up the guitar. I&#8217;ve lent him some advice based on my extensive experience as a perpetual beginning guitarist.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, my experience is probably not applicable to anyone else in the world, as I am undoubtedly the strangest guitar player wannabe in the history of plucked instruments.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>First, I&#8217;m left-handed, and I have a left-handed guitar (not a re-strung rightie like Jimi played). Nobody really wants to give me lessons because they think it would be too weird. I don&#8217;t understand that, because it seems like having a student who sees the teacher&#8217;s guitar in a non-mirror-image fashion would be a quicker study. But, what do I know?<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Second, I read music&#8230;but not chords. Thanks to high school and college band experiences, I&#8217;m a fiend when it comes to interpreting and playing a melody line. But it&#8217;s really REALLY hard to play simultaneous notes on a clarinet or sax, so the concept of chording is foreign to me.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The result is that I am a self-taught, melody-playing, chord-challenged novice guitarist. I can sight-read the melody line of practically any piece of music, but I can&#8217;t decode a tab to save my life. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I keep thinking, &#8220;well, how hard can chords be? I&#8217;ll get to it someday.&#8221; I&#8217;m going on three years of thinking that.<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nevertheless, taking up a musical instrument is a good thing for anyone to do, regardless of age or skill. Making music is one of the most heavenly of earthly pursuits, even if it&#8217;s only music to the ears of the one making it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My blogger pal Scott is thinking about taking up the guitar. I&#8217;ve lent him some advice based on my extensive experience as a perpetual beginning guitarist. However, my experience is probably not applicable to anyone else in the world, as I am undoubtedly the strangest guitar player wannabe in the history of plucked instruments. First,&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2003\/09\/05\/pickin-and-grinnin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pickin&#8217; and Grinnin&#8217;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitchen-sink","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1712"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7387,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions\/7387"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}