{"id":2679,"date":"2005-02-15T08:19:55","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T14:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2005\/02\/15\/that-explains-why-the-lifts-arent-running\/"},"modified":"2005-02-15T08:19:55","modified_gmt":"2005-02-15T14:19:55","slug":"that-explains-why-the-lifts-arent-running","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2005\/02\/15\/that-explains-why-the-lifts-arent-running\/","title":{"rendered":"That explains why the lifts aren&#8217;t running&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Weather Channel&#8217;s really on top of things in Midland, Texas&#8230;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/midlandskiconditions.gif\" height=\"192\" width=\"363\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Ski Forecast for Midland (Very Poor)\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Well, dang. I was just getting ready to wax my skis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The forecast is for poor skiing conditions in Midland, Texas. And Generalissimo Franco is still dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}