{"id":3162,"date":"2005-08-24T15:22:50","date_gmt":"2005-08-24T20:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2005\/08\/24\/contrarian-grammarian\/"},"modified":"2022-05-06T16:23:14","modified_gmt":"2022-05-06T21:23:14","slug":"contrarian-grammarian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2005\/08\/24\/contrarian-grammarian\/","title":{"rendered":"Contrarian Grammarian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I take some pride in my mastery of grammar and spelling. Whenever you read things here that seem to violate the strict rules, it&#8217;s generally because I&#8217;ve made a conscious decision to write them in that manner. But, as with most things in which I take pride, I now find that I&#8217;m not as good as I thought.<\/p>\n<p>I was thumbing through a newly acquired book entitled <a title=\"Amazon.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/1594480060\/qid=1124913023\/sr=8-1\/ref=pd_bbs_1\/104-5871208-2747167?v=glance&amp;s=books&amp;n=507846\"><em>Woe Is I: The Grammarphobe&#8217;s Guide to Better English in Plain English<\/em>,<\/a> by Patricia T. O&#8217;Conner. I ran across this rather disturbing revelation:<\/p>\n<div class=\"quote\"><em>Add &#8216;s to make plurals of numbers and letters, including abbreviations.<\/em><\/div>\n<p>Ouch. I once adhered to this convention, many years ago, but stopped it for some forgotten reason, deciding that the apostrophe was excess baggage. I now religiously write of &#8220;the 70s&#8221; and &#8220;CPAs&#8221; and &#8220;making As and Bs&#8221; and so on. How could I have been so wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Thinking that perhaps Ms. O&#8217;Connor had spent too much time at <em>The New York Times<\/em> and thus lost touch with reality, I turned to the Bible of Such Things, Strunk &amp; White&#8217;s (or is it &#8220;Strunk&#8217;s and White&#8217;s&#8221;?) <a title=\"Amazon.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/020530902X\/qid=1124914116\/sr=2-1\/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1\/104-5871208-2747167?v=glance&amp;s=books\"><em>The Elements of Style<\/em>.<\/a> Amazingly, if those guys addressed the issue, I couldn&#8217;t find it.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, if one tries hard enough, one can always find support for one&#8217;s bad habits. In my case, I&#8217;ve been rescued by <em>Atlantic Monthly<\/em> columnist and editor Barbara Wallraff in her entertaining <a title=\"Amazon.com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0156011182\/qid=1124913683\/sr=2-1\/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1\/104-5871208-2747167?v=glance&amp;s=books\"><em>Word Count<\/em>.<\/a> Here&#8217;s her take on the matter; pay special attention to the penultimate phrase:<\/p>\n<p class=\"quote\"><em>There is a convention according to which the plurals of acronyms are given apostrophes, along with the plurals of symbols and numerals (x&#8217;s and the 1990&#8217;s, for example). It&#8217;s never made sense to me, and The Atlantic doesn&#8217;t follow it, but the Times does.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There you go. If it&#8217;s good enough for <em>Atlantic Monthly<\/em>, it&#8217;s good enough for me&#8230;especially if it runs counter to what <em>The New York Times<\/em> considers correct. I mean, look how many times it&#8217;s been wrong in the past.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still trying to understand what&#8217;s wrong with <em>&#8220;Woe is me,&#8221;<\/em> however. I think I&#8217;ll try to find something else to take pride in. (Was that one of those dangling whatchamacallits? Or not?)<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"smaller\">Technorati tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/word+count\" rel=\"tag\">Word Count<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/woe+is+i\" rel=\"tag\">Woe Is I<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/english+grammar\" rel=\"tag\">English Grammar<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In which much is made about little&#8230;but, really, isn&#8217;t that the whole purpose of grammar?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[75],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-writing","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3162"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10249,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3162\/revisions\/10249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}