{"id":335,"date":"2010-08-20T08:01:10","date_gmt":"2010-08-20T13:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2010\/08\/20\/100820_dancecartoon\/"},"modified":"2022-03-18T11:16:24","modified_gmt":"2022-03-18T16:16:24","slug":"100820_dancecartoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2010\/08\/20\/100820_dancecartoon\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dance of [Unintentional] Mystery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gocomics.com\/closetohome\/\">&#8220;Close to Home&#8221;<\/a> cartoon hits, well, close to home.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Visit the cartoon's website\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gocomics.com\/closetohome\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/closetohome100820.gif\" alt=\"Close to Home cartoon - August 20, 2010\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>However, in our case the caption is wrong. In our case, the neighbors would be saying, &#8220;The Siegmunds aren&#8217;t being tormented by wasps after all; they&#8217;re practicing the rumba.&#8221; Or the cha cha&#8230;or the foxtrot&#8230;or, well, you get the idea. Sometimes it&#8217;s hard to tell just exactly what we&#8217;re doing on the dance floor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s &#8220;Close to Home&#8221; cartoon hits, well, close to home. However, in our case the caption is wrong. In our case, the neighbors would be saying, &#8220;The Siegmunds aren&#8217;t being tormented by wasps after all; they&#8217;re practicing the rumba.&#8221; Or the cha cha&#8230;or the foxtrot&#8230;or, well, you get the idea. Sometimes it&#8217;s hard to tell&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2010\/08\/20\/100820_dancecartoon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Dance of [Unintentional] Mystery<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dancing-ballroom","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9032,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions\/9032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}