Scene: Master bedroom, this morning<\/i><\/p>\n
Her:<\/i> That’s not the same shirt you were just wearing.<\/p>\n
Him: <\/i>No, I decided that other one looks like a clown shirt. <\/p>\n
Her:<\/i> What?!<\/p>\n
Him:<\/i> Well, those wide vertical stripes make it look like a clown shirt. <\/p>\n
Her:<\/i> So, you’re never going to wear that shirt again?<\/p>\n
Him:<\/i> Well, not to church when I’ll be up on the camera stand. I don’t want to be a distraction to people, thinking there’s a clown behind the camera. <\/p>\n
Her: <\/i>And what does the shirt have to do with that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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