{"id":488,"date":"2011-02-02T17:30:50","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T23:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2011\/02\/02\/110202_polarbear\/"},"modified":"2022-03-19T16:50:09","modified_gmt":"2022-03-19T21:50:09","slug":"110202_polarbear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/02\/02\/110202_polarbear\/","title":{"rendered":"How cold is it&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s so cold that I spotted this floating in the middle of our neighborhood pond earlier today:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid gray;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/polarbear.jpg\" alt=\"Photo of a polar bear on an iceberg\"><\/p>\n<p>Now, that&#8217;s something you don&#8217;t see everyday. Where <i>did<\/i> all those ducks come from, anyway?<\/p>\n<p><i>[Tip of the ski cap to my buddy <a href=\"http:\/\/serotoninrain.wordpress.com\/\">Jim<\/a> for partial inspiration. Yeah, that&#8217;s right; I&#8217;m shifting the blame.]<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s so cold that I spotted this floating in the middle of our neighborhood pond earlier today: Now, that&#8217;s something you don&#8217;t see everyday. Where did all those ducks come from, anyway? [Tip of the ski cap to my buddy Jim for partial inspiration. Yeah, that&#8217;s right; I&#8217;m shifting the blame.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9170,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions\/9170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}