{"id":497,"date":"2011-02-06T19:01:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T01:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2011\/02\/06\/110206_superbowl_qtr3\/"},"modified":"2011-02-06T19:01:19","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T01:01:19","slug":"110206_superbowl_qtr3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/02\/06\/110206_superbowl_qtr3\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Bowl: Third Quarter"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Oh, the most exciting play in professional football: a challenge from the sideline!<\/div>\n
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The best thing about the third quarter is that it’s passed quickly.<\/div>\n
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“Eminem in Detroit” – Chrysler: Inspiring? Uh, how ’bout insipid? Inscrutable?<\/p>\n

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“Funky Bistro with Adrian what’s-his-face” – Stella Artois: Singing to a beer. It’s a French thing.<\/div>\n

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“Old time service station” – Carmax: Inadvertent snicker.<\/div>\n
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I do appreciate Fox for not running a commercial immediately following every kickoff.<\/p>\n

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“Psychedelia” – Hyundai Elantra: Have I said “meh” yet?<\/div>\n
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“Timothy Hutton” – Groupon: Uh…what th’?<\/div>\n
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“Border Crossing” – Coca Cola: Not bad. Not great, but not bad.<\/p>\n
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How about that…might be a game here after all.<\/p>\n

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“Cram it in the Boot” – Mini Cooper Countryman: How do you say “meh” with a British accent?<\/div>\n
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“Test Baby” – HomeAway.com: Double-meh.<\/p>\n
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And, we’re back, following a nutritious meal of corn dogs and cheese sticks.<\/div>\n
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“Let others go first” – Cars.com: Meh<\/p>\n

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“Tailor” – eTrade: Uh, I expected more.<\/div>\n
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“Ozzy & Justin” – Best Buy: “What’s a Bieber?” Classic.<\/div>\n
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