{"id":499,"date":"2011-02-06T20:18:20","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T02:18:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2011\/02\/06\/110206_superbowl_qtr4\/"},"modified":"2011-02-06T20:18:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T02:18:20","slug":"110206_superbowl_qtr4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/02\/06\/110206_superbowl_qtr4\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Bowl: Fourth Quarter"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>OK, maybe concerned that you might be caught in the celebration. Green Bay wins the big one.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>OK, maybe just a little angsty.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>If you&#8217;re a Bayou Verde fan, you should be very, very worried right about now.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/divider1.gif\" width=\"108\" height=\"15\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Divider\" vspace=\"8\" \/><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Desert and Mirrors and Teacher&#8221; &#8211; Camaro: Love the car more than the ad.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;I can hear you now&#8221; &#8211; Verizon: Works better for me than the us-vs-AT&amp;T approach.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Mouldy Bay&#8217;s offense has been their best defense. But if they don&#8217;t score a TD here, they&#8217;ll lose the game by one point.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/divider1.gif\" width=\"108\" height=\"15\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Divider\" vspace=\"8\" \/><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Reanimated Benzes&#8221; &#8211; Mercedes-Benz: Meh.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Cane in the Face&#8221; &#8211; House: Good as the show itself.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/4ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 4 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;Beaver in Road&#8221; &#8211; Bridgestone Tires: What is it with all these animals in the road?<\/p>\n<div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Contractually Obligated&#8221; &#8211; GoDaddy.com: Yeah, that&#8217;s the GoDaddy we expected.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/1ant.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 1 Ant\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Racing Stripe Beetle&#8221; &#8211; VW Beetle: Nice music, fun animation.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/divider1.gif\" width=\"108\" height=\"15\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Divider\" vspace=\"8\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Bayeaux Vert seems incapable of stopping the Pittroplex&#8217;s offense.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Old Technology&#8221; &#8211; Hyundai Sonata Hybrid: Love the guy with the turntable and the headphones.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Wondering&#8221; &#8211; Pepsi Max: Surprisingly edgy for a soft drink ad&#8230;and it doesn&#8217;t work.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/2ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 2 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Talking Cars&#8221; &#8211; Cars.com: Talking cars work in the movies, but here&#8230;not so much.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/2ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 2 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Dogsitter&#8221; &#8211; Bud Light: Attractively quirky.<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Pittsdown wanted to challenge that last catch, but they&#8217;ve already used two timeouts this half, and would lose the third if the challenge failed. Strategery.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>Another Pottsburg turnover. But can Bayou Verde capitalize? Or capitolize?<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/divider1.gif\" width=\"108\" height=\"15\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Divider\" vspace=\"8\" \/><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Classic TV Shows&#8221; &#8211; NFL: Gimmicky, but cute.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/3ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 3 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<p><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Jack Ingram&#8221; &#8211; HEB: Sorry, but this one is off the hook. Be sure to watch the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XM2y5GlnyJ8\">full version<\/a> on YouTube (although the short version is most excellent as it features Aggieland&#8230;whoop!).<\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong>Ant Rating:<\/strong> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/images\/fireant\/antratings\/5ants.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Rating: 5 Ants\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, maybe concerned that you might be caught in the celebration. Green Bay wins the big one. OK, maybe just a little angsty. If you&#8217;re a Bayou Verde fan, you should be very, very worried right about now. &#8220;Desert and Mirrors and Teacher&#8221; &#8211; Camaro: Love the car more than the ad. Ant Rating: &#8220;I&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/02\/06\/110206_superbowl_qtr4\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Super Bowl: Fourth Quarter<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advertising","category-sports","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}