{"id":560,"date":"2011-04-08T09:36:56","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T14:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2011\/04\/08\/110408-ipadtypewriter\/"},"modified":"2011-04-08T09:36:56","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T14:36:56","slug":"110408-ipadtypewriter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/04\/08\/110408-ipadtypewriter\/","title":{"rendered":"I. Must. Have. One."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My command of the English language fails me miserably as I contemplate how to describe the depth of desire I have for this.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/ipadtypewriter.jpg\" vspace=\"8\" alt=\"Photo - iPad Typewriter\" \/><\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s not real, you say? Then, I command you, make it so!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.spinninghat.com\/product\/typescreen\">Source<\/a>&nbsp;via <a href=\"http:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/2011\/04\/the-friday-shirk-report-volume-104\/\">TwistedSifter<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My command of the English language fails me miserably as I contemplate how to describe the depth of desire I have for this. It&#8217;s not real, you say? Then, I command you, make it so! Source&nbsp;via TwistedSifter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}