{"id":571,"date":"2011-04-21T15:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T20:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2011\/04\/21\/rattlesnake_dreams\/"},"modified":"2022-03-31T21:37:07","modified_gmt":"2022-04-01T02:37:07","slug":"rattlesnake_dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/04\/21\/rattlesnake_dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"Rattlesnake Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Debbie and I both dreamed about rattlesnakes last night.<\/p>\n<p>In my dream, one chased me as I was walking [home?] from [somewhere?] at [night?]. (I don&#8217;t always remember the details of my dreams with precise clarity.)<\/p>\n<div>\n<div style=\"float: right; text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/snakedream.gif\" alt=\"Drawing\"><br \/>\nArtist&#8217;s Rendering<\/div>\n<p>In a fit of terrified intrepidness, I jumped and grabbed a limb of a convenient live oak tree and hung off the limb, laughing as the snake snarled [really? a snarling snake?] at my foiling of his nefarious plan. Uh, then he climbed the tree.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Oh, crap. Just what I need&#8230;a tree-climbing rattlesnake with a bad attitude. Did I mention it was about ten feet long?<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, while he was navigating the trunk and limbs to seek me out, I dropped back to the ground and made my escape, leaving him to fume in futility. [Normally at this point in my dreams, I&#8217;m on roller blades, and I <i>rock<\/i>.] The dream went on and eventually incorporated mockingbirds and small children with inattentive parents, but you get the gist.<\/p>\n<p>I know that sounds pretty traumatic, but I think Debbie&#8217;s was worse. In hers, someone from her company&#8217;s HR department gave her a bag containing a live rattlesnake. Now, some of you might not find that at all surprising.<\/p>\n<p>I would be more sympathetic to her plight, but she confessed that she took it home and then worried about how to keep it from biting her. [I suggest she listen to Al Wilson&#8217;s <i>The Snake<\/i> for guidance in any future similar situations.]<\/p>\n<p>I just thought you&#8217;d like to know. Two rattlesnake dreams in one night. Life is funny, sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Debbie and I both dreamed about rattlesnakes last night. In my dream, one chased me as I was walking [home?] from [somewhere?] at [night?]. (I don&#8217;t always remember the details of my dreams with precise clarity.) Artist&#8217;s Rendering In a fit of terrified intrepidness, I jumped and grabbed a limb of a convenient live oak&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/04\/21\/rattlesnake_dreams\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rattlesnake Dreams<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9337,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions\/9337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}