{"id":58,"date":"2009-07-02T07:01:45","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T12:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2009\/07\/02\/memo_to_the_city_of_midland\/"},"modified":"2009-07-02T07:01:45","modified_gmt":"2009-07-02T12:01:45","slug":"memo_to_the_city_of_midland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2009\/07\/02\/memo_to_the_city_of_midland\/","title":{"rendered":"Memo to the City of Midland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear City,<\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned lately that I think your $1.8 million traffic light synchronization project has yielded results that, frankly, suck?<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve succeeded in synchronizing any lights whatsoever, they must be located in parts of town that I never travel. Or, perhaps I simply misunderstood what you meant by &#8220;synchronization.&#8221; If, for example, you were aiming to make it so that people traveling south on Big Spring, starting at Loop 250, will hit five consecutive red lights (or, on a good day, four out of five), then perhaps you&#8217;ve succeeded.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I understand that there&#8217;s a break-in period, or learning curve, or additional programming, or <i>something<\/i> that must be done between installation and final configuration. You know what would be swell? If you would just tell us what&#8217;s going on that&#8217;s keeping the system from working. A little communication with the taxpayers would go a long way.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I&#8217;m being too hard on the system itself. Perhaps the issue is that you, dear City, don&#8217;t know how to manage expectations. I humbly suggest that in the future, when announcing expensive initiatives with impacts that are easily discerned and assessed by the citizenry, that you &#8220;under-promise&#8221; and &#8220;over-deliver.&#8221; Tell us up-front that it&#8217;s going to be a hard row to hoe, and to not look for improvements anytime soon. That way, any surprises are more likely to be pleasant ones.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for listening.<\/p>\n<p>Your taxpaying pal,<\/p>\n<p>Eric<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To say that our new expensive traffic light synchronization system is a disappointment is an insult to disappointments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-midland-odessa","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}