{"id":639,"date":"2011-07-09T12:02:20","date_gmt":"2011-07-09T17:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2011\/07\/09\/110709-undergroundwell\/"},"modified":"2011-07-09T12:02:20","modified_gmt":"2011-07-09T17:02:20","slug":"110709-undergroundwell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2011\/07\/09\/110709-undergroundwell\/","title":{"rendered":"What will they think of next?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, we’re driving south on “A” Street and I notice that a crew is pulling a pump from a water well at the northeast corner of the intersection with Solomon Lane. <\/p>\n

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Me:<\/i> “I didn’t even know they had a water well there.”<\/div>\n
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Debbie:<\/i> “Yeah, it’s underground.”<\/div>\n
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Me<\/i>: *staring at her*<\/div>\n
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Me<\/i>: You know I’m totally blogging this*, don’t you?<\/div>\n
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*OK, there is some literary license (a polite euphemism for “lying”) going on here. What I actually said was “you know this is totally going on Facebook<\/a>, don’t you?” But I’m not above repurposing a good anecdote.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, we’re driving south on “A” Street and I notice that a crew is pulling a pump from a water well at the northeast corner of the intersection with Solomon Lane.  Me: “I didn’t even know they had a water well there.” Debbie: “Yeah, it’s underground.” Me: *staring at her* Me: You know I’m totally… Continue reading What will they think of next?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}