{"id":70,"date":"2009-07-14T21:33:02","date_gmt":"2009-07-15T02:33:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2009\/07\/14\/nothing_to_see_here_yet\/"},"modified":"2009-07-14T21:33:02","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T02:33:02","slug":"nothing_to_see_here_yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2009\/07\/14\/nothing_to_see_here_yet\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing to See Here (Yet)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There appears to be a disturbing case of mass hallucination going on around here, as evidenced by the fact that some of you seem to believe that you read a certain post, when in fact such a post obviously doesn&#8217;t exist. If you fall into that category, I recommend seeking immediate professional counseling.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, even if that post you hallucinated that you read did exist &#8211; of course, it doesn&#8217;t; I&#8217;m just humoring you &#8211; it would probably only be because someone experienced the heartbreak of premature publication.<\/p>\n<p>I trust that we understand each other now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You didn&#8217;t really read what you thought you read, because if you did, there would be no need for this post. Trust me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}