{"id":733,"date":"2012-01-14T13:01:48","date_gmt":"2012-01-14T19:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2012\/01\/14\/120114-crockpot\/"},"modified":"2012-01-14T13:01:48","modified_gmt":"2012-01-14T19:01:48","slug":"120114-crockpot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/01\/14\/120114-crockpot\/","title":{"rendered":"Necessity is the second cousin twice removed of stupid inventions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sister-in-law keeps forgetting to plug in her crockpot, making for disappointing meals. One of her cousins suggested that she needs to find a slowcooker with an alternate energy source. I&#8217;m surprised that no one has thought of this solution before.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/crockpot.jpg\" alt=\"Car battery powered crockpot\" \/><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">I&#8217;m now working on a version powered by AAA batteries. I figure it will take only about 600 or so to cook something, so stay tuned!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister-in-law keeps forgetting to plug in her crockpot, making for disappointing meals. One of her cousins suggested that she needs to find a slowcooker with an alternate energy source. I&#8217;m surprised that no one has thought of this solution before. I&#8217;m now working on a version powered by AAA batteries. I figure it will&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/01\/14\/120114-crockpot\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Necessity is the second cousin twice removed of stupid inventions<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}