{"id":756,"date":"2012-02-18T10:12:12","date_gmt":"2012-02-18T16:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2012\/02\/18\/120218-lovetaps\/"},"modified":"2022-10-17T16:08:44","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T21:08:44","slug":"120218-lovetaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/02\/18\/120218-lovetaps\/","title":{"rendered":"Love Taps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Her:<\/i> Did you see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mywesttexas.com\/top_stories\/article_0494fccf-52e2-512a-bf14-2687f9428654.html\">this article<\/a> in the paper, about the woman who attacked a man with a hammer because he wouldn&#8217;t marry her?<\/p>\n<p><i>Him:<\/i> Yeah.<\/p>\n<p><i>Her (laughing):<\/i> Wow. I wonder why he wouldn&#8217;t want to marry her?<\/p>\n<p><i>Him:<\/i> Sounds like a marriage made in heaven to me.<\/p>\n<p><i>Him:<\/i> Still, he probably missed an opportunity. Not every woman is handy with construction tools.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/hammeredheart.jpg\" alt=\"Hammer-shattered heart\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: .9em; font-style: italic;\">Actual Crime Scene Artist Re-Creation<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her: Did you see this article in the paper, about the woman who attacked a man with a hammer because he wouldn&#8217;t marry her? Him: Yeah. Her (laughing): Wow. I wonder why he wouldn&#8217;t want to marry her? Him: Sounds like a marriage made in heaven to me. Him: Still, he probably missed an opportunity.&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/02\/18\/120218-lovetaps\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Love Taps<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11121,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756\/revisions\/11121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}