{"id":761,"date":"2012-03-02T20:59:08","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T02:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2012\/03\/02\/120302-bookstoretrip\/"},"modified":"2022-10-17T15:08:01","modified_gmt":"2022-10-17T20:08:01","slug":"120302-bookstoretrip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/03\/02\/120302-bookstoretrip\/","title":{"rendered":"A Trip to the Bookstore"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><i>Note: What follows is an entirely accurate account. It&#8217;s not my fault if &#8220;accurate&#8221; equates to &#8220;boring.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We went out for dinner tonight, not wanting to be the only people in Midland who didn&#8217;t do so. If there&#8217;s a restaurant in our fair city that&#8217;s not making money, it&#8217;s because the owners want a tax write-off. Anyway, we went to The King and I for [duh] Thai cuisine &#8211; and it occurs to me that there must be an ordinance that requires every city to have a Thai restaurant named &#8220;The King and I,&#8221; except for Memphis, Tennessee, which is required to have a fried chicken restaurant named &#8220;The King and Me.&#8221; But I digress.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right; margin: 1em 0 1em 24px; border: 1px solid #ccc;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/deadiron.jpg\" alt=\"Photo of book cover\">After dinner, we decided to head over to Barnes &amp; Noble for coffee and dessert. Oh, and magazines. We split some kind of mixed berry cream cake thing, which was OK but not earth-shattering, and Debbie read some depressing articles in a <i>Mother Jones<\/i> while I learned how to supervise&nbsp;Millennials in a design firm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We then spent a few minutes perusing the books&#8230;a novel concept, no pun intended. Anymore, I feel guilty buying an actual physical book, instead of downloading the digital version. Bookstore visits have become screening excursions, where we make lists of reading material we&#8217;ll later search out on the web. And, sorry Barnes, we really don&#8217;t download much from your website. I trust that our significant and regular investment in your caf\u00e9 makes up for that slight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8217;s not to say that the shelves aren&#8217;t filled with interesting material. Take <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/dead-iron-devon-monk\/1100481491?ean=9780451463968&amp;itm=1&amp;usri=dead+iron\">Dead Iron<\/a><\/i> (OK, Barnes, at least I linked to your site), for example. This book is a genre mash-up of epic proportions: a steampunk Western werewolf novel. What&#8217;s not to like?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you haven&#8217;t been to a Barnes &amp; Noble recently, you might not know that there&#8217;s a whole section devoted to &#8220;Teen Paranormal Romance&#8221; novels. At least, I <i>think<\/i> they&#8217;re novels, and not how-to books. I&#8217;m pretty sure there are some werewolves in some of those books, too, but I&#8217;d be surprised if any zombies are involved. I think there&#8217;s an untapped market for teen zombie romance novels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I did see one book that I was tempted to buy in treeware form:&nbsp;<i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.barnesandnoble.com\/w\/american-sniper-chris-kyle\/1103601416?ean=9780062082350&amp;itm=1&amp;usri=american+sniper\">American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History<\/a><\/i>. It&#8217;s an account of a Navy SEAL named Chris Kyle. The book describes Kyle as a &#8220;native Texan,&#8221; I guess as opposed to a naturalized Texan. Just so happens that he was born in Odessa, which explains his proficiency with a firearm. His longest confirmed sniper kill was 2,100 yards, using a rifle firing a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/.338_Lapua_Magnum\">.338 Lapua Magnum<\/a> round.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you want to buy that particular ammo, be prepared for sticker shock. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ableammo.com\/catalog\/federal-gold-medal-centerfire-match-cartridge-gm338lm-lapua-magnum-sierra-matchking-bthp-2950-rdbx-p-118920.html\">One dealer<\/a> is selling a box for $111.33 &#8211; for 20 rounds. A $5\/shot, it&#8217;s not a caliber for casual plinking at the range.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Uh, where was I? Oh, yeah, the bookstore. See, that&#8217;s the benefit of spending some time <i>outside<\/i> the caf\u00e9&#8230;it can stimulate a stream of consciousness that, if not exactly the embodiment of creativity, will be a serviceable proxy. I recommend it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note: What follows is an entirely accurate account. It&#8217;s not my fault if &#8220;accurate&#8221; equates to &#8220;boring.&#8221; We went out for dinner tonight, not wanting to be the only people in Midland who didn&#8217;t do so. If there&#8217;s a restaurant in our fair city that&#8217;s not making money, it&#8217;s because the owners want a tax&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/03\/02\/120302-bookstoretrip\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Trip to the Bookstore<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading-writing","category-society-culture","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11113,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions\/11113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}