{"id":834,"date":"2012-07-24T22:01:47","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T03:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2012\/07\/24\/120724-portacool\/"},"modified":"2024-09-17T15:47:24","modified_gmt":"2024-09-17T20:47:24","slug":"120724-portacool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/07\/24\/120724-portacool\/","title":{"rendered":"Air Conditioning for the Great Outdoors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Cue &#8220;Tim Taylor Official Primal Ape Tool Time Grunts&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Do you have one of these in your garage? No? So sad.<\/p>\n<p>How can you resist a massive device called the <a href=\"https:\/\/portacool.com\/p\/portacool-cyclone-3000\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Cyclone 3000<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>My wife claims that it will make the area much more comfortable for practicing ballroom dance steps during summer months, but I can assure you that&#8217;s it really for very manly, possibly dangerous, activities involving spinning blades and screaming metal.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, wait. That&#8217;s just my blender. Hey, mechanics get thirsty, too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/miscphotos\/portacool.jpg\" alt=\"Photo - The Portacool Cyclone 3000 in all its glory\" width=\"529\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Of course, as with any of my DIY projects, this one wasn&#8217;t without its challenges. First, I failed to read between the lines of the fine print, and missed the fact that this particular unit can be filled only with a garden hose (I was hoping to be able to fill it with a bucket and funnel so I could minimize the use of tap water, which will quickly gunk up the works*). Then I discovered that our only hose was hopelessly bonded to the sprayer that has been attached to it for the past four years. (And let&#8217;s not discuss the fact that the only hose bib close enough to the garage is underground, meaning that I have to brave huge deadly poison-spitting spiders with bad attitudes in order get a water supply.)<\/p>\n<p>After buying a new hose, I attached it to the unit and discovered that the inexplicably split rubber washer isn&#8217;t particularly effective, even after tightening the hose strongly enough that I had to disassemble the input valve to separate it from the unit after filling the tank. In other words, it took me an hour to get the air conditioner running, a task that would take a normal person about four minutes. But in the end, the unit worked beautifully, and it will indeed make the garage a more hospitable place for&#8230;whatever.<\/p>\n<p class=\"smaller\">*This is a highly technical term. Look it up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cue &#8220;Tim Taylor Official Primal Ape Tool Time Grunts&#8221; Do you have one of these in your garage? No? So sad. How can you resist a massive device called the Cyclone 3000? My wife claims that it will make the area much more comfortable for practicing ballroom dance steps during summer months, but I can&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/07\/24\/120724-portacool\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Air Conditioning for the Great Outdoors<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tools-diy","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14230,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions\/14230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}