{"id":842,"date":"2012-08-23T06:06:27","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T11:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/gazette\/2012\/08\/23\/120823-warningsign\/"},"modified":"2022-04-08T11:00:24","modified_gmt":"2022-04-08T16:00:24","slug":"120823-warningsign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/08\/23\/120823-warningsign\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ve Been Warned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re totally gonna put one of these in the company reception area:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/warningsign.jpg\" alt=\"Warning: Pirates and Ninjas and Lasers and S***\"><\/p>\n<p>OK, maybe not, but it&#8217;s hilarious to contemplate. This is an edited version (hey, this is a fambly blog, sort of) of a sign that&#8217;s posted on the door of a certain local oilfield service&#8217;s company tool repair lab. They do some seriously important work there&#8230;but obviously don&#8217;t take themselves too seriously in the process.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re totally gonna put one of these in the company reception area: OK, maybe not, but it&#8217;s hilarious to contemplate. This is an edited version (hey, this is a fambly blog, sort of) of a sign that&#8217;s posted on the door of a certain local oilfield service&#8217;s company tool repair lab. They do some seriously&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2012\/08\/23\/120823-warningsign\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;ve Been Warned<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-plain-silly","category-oil-gas","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9800,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/9800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}