{"id":8901,"date":"2022-03-17T07:34:05","date_gmt":"2022-03-17T12:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/?p=8901"},"modified":"2022-03-17T10:01:05","modified_gmt":"2022-03-17T15:01:05","slug":"random-thursday-the-spd-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2022\/03\/17\/random-thursday-the-spd-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Thursday: The SPD Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div style=\"color: green; line-height: normal;\"><p>Faith and begorrah, it&#8217;s Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day, and the Gazette is assuming a [very temporary] new look. Notice anything different?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">Actually, my immediate family &#8212; which, AFAIK, has no Irish heritage &#8212; has sort of a special relationship to SPD. I was born in the little Texas Panhandle town of Shamrock, and my brother was born on Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day (happy birthday, little bro!). So, we&#8217;ve got that going for us.<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/divider1.gif\"><\/p>\n\n<p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">Anyway&#8230;<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">Last Tuesday night, Debbie and I attended a &#8220;dueling pianos&#8221; event at the Horseshoe Bay Resort. We had never done that before, and our expectations were way off-base. Instead of Chopin and Mozart and Dostoevsky &#8212; uh, maybe that last one isn&#8217;t who I&#8217;m thinking about, now that I think about it &#8212; we were treated to Aerosmith and Snoop Dogg (or whatever he&#8217;s calling himself today) and Charlie Daniels. The DP act was the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.killerkeyz.com\">Killer Keyz<\/a> (very catchy), and their show was one of the more fun things we&#8217;ve experienced in a while.<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">It wasn&#8217;t just a couple of guys playing a predetermined set of songs on their pianos; the whole show was comprised of songs requested by the audience (consisting of around 500 people of all ages, from children through none-of-your-business). But to clarify, if you asked for a song and accompanied it by folding money, that was a &#8220;request.&#8221; Songs unaccompanied by pictures of dead presidents were &#8220;suggestions.&#8221; Pretty sure no suggestions made the big time, unless they were duplicated by people paying for the same song.<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">The evening was both a concert and a sing-along, and most of the songs were well-known to almost everyone. I mean, who can&#8217;t sing along with <em>Sweet Caroline<\/em> or <em>American Pie<\/em>? But then the KKs launched into <em>Bohemian Rhapsody<\/em> and I realized that there are a lot of people who had too much time on their hands at some point in their lives. I mean, the audience did sound impressive, but Debbie and I had nothing to contribute to the effort (we totally nailed <em>American Pie<\/em>, though).<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">I&#8217;m telling you all of this simply to say that no matter how good you sound as an audience when you sing <em>Bohemian Rhapsody<\/em> near the end of a two hour concert (did I mention the cash bars stationed at every corner of the really big room?), you&#8217;ll never top this version:<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 1em;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tgbNymZ7vqY\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/divider1.gif\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">I think I may have mentioned that I&#8217;m attempting to learn Spanish via the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.duolingo.com\">Duolingo<\/a> app. After more than four years of Duolingo, spanning literally hundreds of lessons, I can confidently say that I can read Spanish at about a third grade level, and I can speak it at a pre-K level, and I can&#8217;t understand it at all when it&#8217;s spoken to me.<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">Some of that is my fault &#8212; OK, a LOT of it &#8212; but Duolingo shares some of the blame. I mean, after completing lessons on the subjunctive mood, and all the tenses (of which there are approximately 87 in Spanish), this is one of the questions in a supposedly advanced lesson group today:<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/duolingo_volcano.png\" alt=\"Screen capture of a Duolingo lesson\" style=\"border: 1px solid #ccc;\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">Perhaps they&#8217;re just throwing me a bone to keep me from getting discouraged about my progress. (By the way&#8230;I aced this particular question, so I&#8217;m fully prepared to discuss seismic phenomena with the yard guy.)<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center; margin-top: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/divider1.gif\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">In closing, and still on the subject of communications, I&#8217;ve been trying for a week to exchange something I ordered via Amazon, and it&#8217;s been very frustrating. I thought I was being wise by ordering the product well ahead of the time I needed it, so it would be more likely to avoid any supply chain issues, but I failed to open the box within the &#8220;no questions asked&#8221; timeframe for returns. When I finally opened it, I found that the vendor had sent me the wrong thing.<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">The vendor claimed that it shipped the right product, and I&#8217;ve gone back and forth with them to convince them otherwise. Finally, yesterday they emailed asking that I send them photos of the box that the shipment came in (which, fortunately, I still had). I suppose they were trying to make sure I wasn&#8217;t scamming them, but I&#8217;m puzzled by why multiple photos of blank cardboard (other than the side with the shipping label on it) held any meaning for the company.<\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">But what was most puzzling was when they asked that I send them photos of &#8220;all eight sides of the box.&#8221; That&#8217;s when I began to despair of a good outcome.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">Fortunately, in the end they admitted their mistake and promised to make things right. Luck of the Irish? Who&#8217;s to say?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-top: 1em;\">Sl\u00e1inte!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Faith and begorrah, it&#8217;s Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day, and the Gazette is assuming a [very temporary] new look. Notice anything different? Actually, my immediate family &#8212; which, AFAIK, has no Irish heritage &#8212; has sort of a special relationship to SPD. I was born in the little Texas Panhandle town of Shamrock, and my brother was&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2022\/03\/17\/random-thursday-the-spd-edition\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Random Thursday: The SPD Edition<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8919,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-music","category-random-thursday","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/irishtexas.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8901"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8915,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8901\/revisions\/8915"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}