{"id":9190,"date":"2022-03-25T07:36:53","date_gmt":"2022-03-25T12:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/?p=9190"},"modified":"2024-09-09T16:10:38","modified_gmt":"2024-09-09T21:10:38","slug":"random-thursday-the-sotw-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2022\/03\/25\/random-thursday-the-sotw-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Thursday: The SOTW Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>So, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re reading this on a day later than Thursday. But I started this post ON a Thursday, so technically this is a legitimate Random Thursday post. That&#8217;s what we in the trade call &#8220;poetic license.&#8221; Or &#8220;lying.&#8221; I often get them confused. Anyway, whenever you read &#8220;today,&#8221; just pretend it&#8217;s Thursday, March 24th, and we&#8217;ll get along just fine.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Howdy, y&#8217;all. Today is <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-chocolate-covered-raisin-day-march-24\/\">National Chocolate Raisin Day<\/a>, which just goes to show that we live in a fallen world. It&#8217;s <em>partially<\/em> redeemed by today also be <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-cocktails-day-march-24\/\">National Cocktail Day<\/a>, and I don&#8217;t know about you, but I think I&#8217;d need the latter to observe the former.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But that&#8217;s not what I want to talk about today. Today is a Super Duper Special Day in that fifty (50) years (a half century!), on this date, <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-cocktails-day-march-24\/\">a band called Deep Purple released an album named <em>Machine Head<\/em><\/a> containing a song entitled <em>Smoke On The Water<\/em>, and rock and roll was changed forever. And improved, I might add. (And it&#8217;s a bit ironic that I wouldn&#8217;t have known about this epic anniversary were it not for that bastion of rock music trivia, the Wall Street Journal.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The album is only 38 minutes in length, and contains only seven songs, but it has cemented its place in rock history. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I can&#8217;t say that <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Machine_Head_(album)\">Machine Head<\/a><\/em> was my first exposure to a rock album. That title goes to Cream&#8217;s <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Disraeli_Gears\">Disraeli Gears<\/a><\/em>, which was released five years earlier and contains, IMHO, the greatest rock song of all time, <em>Sunshine Of Your Love.<\/em> But Disraeli Gears did contain a couple of clunkers, and <em>Machine Head<\/em> was in its entirety, in the immortal words of Shaun James Riley in <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0365748\/\">Shaun of the Living Dead<\/a><\/em>, &#8220;a slice of fried gold.&#8221; (IDK; it&#8217;s a Brit thing.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/machineheadcover.jpg\" alt=\"Machine Head album cover\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p>I gave my original copy of <em>Machine Head<\/em> on vinyl to a young friend to satisfy his nostalgia for an era he never experienced (is that actually possible?), but not before I digitized the platter. Several of the songs are in regular rotation in my iTunes &#8220;Top Rated Songs&#8221; playlist (which also contains <em>Puttin&#8217; On The Ritz<\/em> by Bing Crosby, and <em>Grace Kelly<\/em> by MIKA, which I mention just so you&#8217;ll be impressed by my musical inclusivity).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/misc\/machineheadreverse.jpg\" alt=\"Reverse side of Machine Head album\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p>In honor of this special occasion, I&#8217;ve gone to considerable trouble and expense* to provide you with a 30 second sample of each track of <em>Machine Head<\/em>, to entertain you but mostly to avoid any copyright infringement lawsuits, as the Gazette&#8217;s legal team didn&#8217;t exactly acquit themselves well (see what I did there?) in their IP law courses at the University of Phoenix. I know, you could actually get a 90 second sample of each song via the iTunes Store, but you know me and my guileless ways, whereas you don&#8217;t know what kind of insidious subliminal messaging the gnomes at Apple Inc have injected into their &#8220;free&#8221; offerings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I jest, of course; Apple&#8217;s quite upfront about their subliminal messaging.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, take a gander at this, and relive some amazing rock history.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><audio controls=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/misc\/machinehead.mp3\">\n            Your browser does not support the\n            <code>audio<\/code> element.\n    <\/audio>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Intermezzo: OK, I think that covers the commemoration portion of the program. I&#8217;d probably quit here except that a Random WhateverDay post actually cannot cover only a single topic. I&#8217;m sorry; I don&#8217;t make the rules. I just do what the voices tell me to do. So I&#8217;m closing with this.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do y&#8217;all get those ridiculous SeatGeek TV ads in your locale? Like this one&#8230;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"SeatGeek l Kyle l FIG Agency\" width=\"750\" height=\"422\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xMep7Zudhjc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Flying by the seat of your pants can sometimes lead to disaster.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I find them annoyingly terrible (which is a redundancy, because if it&#8217;s annoying to me, it&#8217;s by definition terrible), but it does provide fodder for an alliterative adventure, to wit: how many alliterative terms can you come up with to describe the speaking body part in these ads? Here&#8217;s a list to get you started:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Pontificating _________<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Talking ____<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Articulate ___<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Blathering ____<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Haranguing _____<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Reciting ____<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Feel free to continue this exercise in etymology at your convenience, and if you come up with a particularly clever combination, please share it in the comments so we all can exult in your excellence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/images\/divider.gif\"><\/p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><p style=\"font-size: .95em;\">*More poetic license and\/or fibbing. The expense part is untrue, as I used freeware to stitch the audio segments together, and the cost of the album had long since been amortized. But the effort part is totally legit, as I first had to convert the original m4a audio files from my original digitization into aif format so that I could use <a href=\"https:\/\/www.audacityteam.org\">Audacity<\/a> to create the final medley in mp3 format. You audio engineers out there could probably have done this in your sleep; it takes a special talent like mine to do it so that it only <em>sounds<\/em> like I was asleep when I did it.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re reading this on a day later than Thursday. But I started this post ON a Thursday, so technically this is a legitimate Random Thursday post. That&#8217;s what we in the trade call &#8220;poetic license.&#8221; Or &#8220;lying.&#8221; I often get them confused. Anyway, whenever you read &#8220;today,&#8221; just pretend it&#8217;s Thursday, March&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/2022\/03\/25\/random-thursday-the-sotw-edition\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Random Thursday: The SOTW Edition<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38,23,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-advertising","category-music","category-random-thursday","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/machinehead.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9190"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14096,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9190\/revisions\/14096"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ericsiegmund.com\/fireant\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}