It’s been a while since we had a Fire Ant sighting, possibly due to the fact that only eight people actually own Genuine Fire Ant Gazette Merchandise, and most of them never go anywhere. But this sighting is perhaps from the most exotic location yet: Mali, West Africa.
That’s my pal Gene, who’s been on a mission trip for the past two weeks. Gene is sporting a rare collector’s edition of a discontinued model of a Fire Ant shirt.
This may be just the motivation I need to update the Gazette’s online store with new designs! Or, not. But if you are one of the fortunate few with the good taste to sport official Fire Ant couture and also have the nerve to wear it in public (it’s really easier if you’re traveling as those judgmental onlookers will likely never see you again), send me a photo and you can be a part of fashion history!