Pfriday Pfire Ant Pfollies

Adding a "p" before an "f" makes everything more pfun, wouldn't you agree?
Photo: Aerial (drone) photo of what passes for Fall color in Central Texas
OK, so it's not New England, but it's home. And warm.

I know, right? Two posts in two days?! If you feel this portends a disturbing trend, take comfort in knowing that it probably won’t happen again this year. OTOH, if you’re inexplicably delighted…don’t get used to it, for the same reason.

Just consider this an amuse-bouche, albeit without a tasty entree to follow. I’m trying to clear out a bunch of old and busted miscellany from my phone, tablet, and desktop in order to make way for new and improved miscellany.

But first…

The new home being built next door is almost completed. It’s well-constructed with lots of high-end finishes and features and the builder — who happens to be a good friend — has gone out of his way to mitigate any concerns we might have about having neighbors in close proximity after nine years of wide open space.

One of those features is a very interesting fountain that’s been placed in a flowerbed in the front of the house. Here’s a photo (the water is shut off temporarily):

Photo of a globe-shaped water fountain in front of a house

Does this evoke visions of something you might have seen elsewhere, perhaps a long time ago, possibly in a galaxy far, far away? No?

How about now?

Photo of the same fountain overlaid with an image of the Death Star from Star Wars (1977)

I will never be able to see this fountain without replaying portions of the 1977 edition of Star Wars. The Death Star has obviously aged poorly, but we can thank the Rebel Alliance for that.

OK, enough of that silliness. Here’s some other silliness…

Meme - Sign prohibiting Don Quixote from tilting at modern wind turbines
Don Quixote was second-guessing his decision to not ride an elephant.
Meme: Sign indicating that there's a free hat inside every box of aluminum foil
Just because you’re not paranoid…
Meme: Bad mom? Or a child who dosn't know his own name?
Yes, and Jack grew up to become the winter caretaker at a huge hotel in Colorado.
Meme: Kid speaking 'French' in class
Kids say the @#$%&!est things!
Meme: Asking myself hard questions to stay mentally sharp
Fortunately, the voices in my head always provide answers. They might not be right, but they’re answers.
Meme: Bragging about remembering why you're in the bathroom
I don’t know…that sounds like bragging to me.
Meme: Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people
…and they’re probably getting a big laugh about it.
Meme: Can't cope with grocery store decisions
“Paper or plastic?”
Meme: Carrot-toed vegan
Not really…you need to see a podiatrist about that left foot. It’s gross.
Meme: freeze your boiled water to save time in the future
Finally…a meme that offers some practical advice. Excuse me while I go turn on the stove.

OK, I think I’ve gotten that out of my system. We’ll return to our regularly scheduled programming soon. Real soon. Plans are in place and plans will be adhered to. Uh…

Meme: Plans are made to be canceled

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