Heavy Sound

Consider this the equivalent of a “Please Do Not Disturb” sign, as the new A/V receiver showed up a day early and I can’t be bothered with trivia such as clients or work.

Here’s how you know that you’re about to tackle a serious piece of electronic equipment:

“At least 2 people”? Granted, it weighs forty pounds, but it sounds to me like somebody’s got an overzealous legal department.

The really scary thing is that the owner’s manual weighs almost as much as the receiver.