Her: Did you see this article in the paper, about the woman who attacked a man with a hammer because he wouldn’t marry her?
Him: Yeah.
Her (laughing): Wow. I wonder why he wouldn’t want to marry her?
Him: Sounds like a marriage made in heaven to me.
Him: Still, he probably missed an opportunity. Not every woman is handy with construction tools.
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