Random Thursday: The Phoning It In Edition

Weird dancers

Why, hello there! Sorry if I look a bit pale and thin…I had a dream that someone stole a body part from me. Turns out that it wasn’t a dream, and now I’m wondering if there’s actually a black market for cancerous prostate glands.

Ick. That’s a tad dark, isn’t it? Let’s rewind.

*rewind sound*

Why, hello there! Today is National Double Cheeseburger Day, and I’d love to share one with you except someone cut me open and…oops, there I go again.

Ackshually, I’m doing pretty well, except for that whole surgery thing. But if you’ve never suffered from referred pain in your shoulders caused by someone pumping your abdomen full of inert gas, let me just say…I don’t recommend it.

Anyway, I’m not feeling particularly creative today so I’m going to make Plan B my Plan A, even though they’re pretty hard to tell apart. It’s been a while since I shared a series of stolen borrowed memes, and now is as good a time as any. The theme for this post is literary…y’know, books, writing, reading…stuff like that.

File Under: Advice Stephen King should have taken

This might actually be an improvement

Still waiting?

Their secret’s out. Who knew?

She must enjoy Stephen King novels a lot

Wait until he finds out about Old Yeller

Those rascally librarians are at it again

From the Dr. Dolittle Version of Revelation

Admit it…you’re singing this in your head…

You knew this was coming, right?

But were they hornswoggled?

I always thought there was something fishy about bagpipes…

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