Why, hello there! Sorry if I look a bit pale and thin…I had a dream that someone stole a body part from me. Turns out that it wasn’t a dream, and now I’m wondering if there’s actually a black market for cancerous prostate glands.
Ick. That’s a tad dark, isn’t it? Let’s rewind.
Why, hello there! Today is National Double Cheeseburger Day, and I’d love to share one with you except someone cut me open and…oops, there I go again.
Ackshually, I’m doing pretty well, except for that whole surgery thing. But if you’ve never suffered from referred pain in your shoulders caused by someone pumping your abdomen full of inert gas, let me just say…I don’t recommend it.
Anyway, I’m not feeling particularly creative today so I’m going to make Plan B my Plan A, even though they’re pretty hard to tell apart. It’s been a while since I shared a series of
stolen borrowed memes, and now is as good a time as any. The theme for this post is literary…y’know, books, writing, reading…stuff like that.