I’m still fighting the fallout from my radiation treatments, and I use the term fallout non-ironically because, really, isn’t that pretty much what it is? Anyway, I’m having occasional problems with focus [Ed. “Occasional”? When, exactly, have you ever been focused?] and I’m using that as an excuse for this entire post.
OTOH…who doesn’t like a good meme?
What about waffles? Can dogs make waffles? Inquiring minds want to know.Meteorologists know almost nothing about actual meteors, much less about cupcake sprinkles.At least you’re still alive, unlke the shark in Jaws, which was released in 1975.Grammar: It’s a matter of life and death.
I would have written “Zombie Flowers,” but that’s just me.
Grammar de Gato: It’s a real thing. Pretty sure they can’t make pancakes either, though.Brain soup: It’s a real thing.This has more relevance than you think, i.e. Constantinople was captured by the Ottoman Empire, and all dogs like ottomans…they just haven’t been able to explain why. Until now.
Or — and hear me out — what if the local city planner wasn’t also the undertaker? Makes you think, doesn’t it?
When filing for Medicare reimbursement, please use ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code T63.444A. This call may be recorded for quality control purposes, but probably isn’t.When will our national nightmare from the failure to take advertising claims literally end? And could that sentence possibly be any more awkward?Dolores just finished watching Little Shop of Horrors. And now she waits.This is also how I learned to use napalm.
