I’m sitting in front of the computer, knee somewhat uncomfortably semi-stabilized with a brace due to a painful MCLsprain (4-to-6 weeks to rehab; no running, pickleball, or dancing), and feeling annoyed that I can’t actively enjoy the beautiful fall weather. So, how about a little levity?
Just wait until He tells you about your browser history…
Halloween Wisdom
The logic is unassailable, as are the breathalyzer results…These are friendly ghosts; pray that you don’t encounter one from the Sleep Number split fitted-sheet clan…Feel free to give these out on Halloween, but be sure your homeowners insurance is paid up…
Zoological Observations
Can I pet your dog?Hay! Look at dat white-tailed snail! That’s a nice eight-point snail ya got there, dude.
Word Play
And here endeth the history lesson…Also, here endeth the English lesson…See…the internet CAN be helpful!Lowest ≠ Slowest.Don’t tell Elon
Math Mischief
Well, duhMathematic detenteFourplay
Cats (of course)
Disappoint the cat at your own perilMock the cat at your own perilIgnore the cat at your…OK, never mind…just get mom.
Bewildered, Bothered, Bemused
Blogger’s lamentJust leave the horse out of it, m’kay?Can’t help wondering who, exactly, your husband thinks he married.Risk averse…or exceedingly wise?I need to think about this…
