Ladies, when it comes to manly things, don’t ever tell your husband that something he’s trying isn’t going to work. It’s like trying to teach a pig to dance. It never works, and it annoys the pig.
For example, don’t ever say something like this:
“I don’t think you can get forty bags of mulch in this pickup.”
Or this:
“I don’t think those will ride like that.”
Because if you do, you’ll ensure that he does something like this:
On the other hand, I guess this tactic might be effective in getting something done that might not otherwise get done.
I think I feel a tear of pride cascading down my right cheek. You make us all proud to be M-E-N. …and to think that you did it all without using on bit of ……. velcro or duct tape.
I think I feel a tear of pride cascading down my right cheek. You make us all proud to be M-E-N. …and to think that you did it all without using on bit of ……. velcro or duct tape.
But I did have the duct tape “scorched earth” option in my back pocket, just in case…
But I did have the duct tape “scorched earth” option in my back pocket, just in case…