I’ll admit right up front that I’m not a cat person. I don’t have anything against domesticated felines…I’ve just never been around them much, plus I enjoy being the second most powerful mammal in our household. I don’t need a cat to bump me further down.
I will admit, however, that cat behavior is an apparently endless source of amusement and while I often mock the plethora of cat videos on social media, I’ve also wasted invested my share of time watching them and, occasionally, LOLing. (I do the same with dog videos, so I’m an equal opportunity time waster investor.)
I do have a bunch of friends and family who are cat people, and I respect their choice of masters. As Nobel Prize laureate Bob Dylan wrote, you’re gonna have to serve somebody. This post is for you guys…you know who you are.
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We all have to serve somebody…even You Know Who
“I’d like a window seat…and a view.”
It’s best to let sleeping cats lie.
Told you so.
Wisdom from Macatma Ghandi
Ignore Macatma’s wisdom at your own peril.
This is what happens when you get your cats from IKEA.
“Note: Contents may have shifted during transport”
And you thought Cerberus was the one to watch out for…
I had an entirely different mental picture for Cat Wranglers.
“Laugh it up, bipedal canopener; you have to go to sleep sometime.”
“Sow the wind…”
“…reap the whirlwind.”
And here endeth the lesson. Learn it well.
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I will forward to my cat-loving friends. I have so many friends who love cats that I am always looking for fun cat gifts! This one is extra special.
Glad you enjoyed it, Audrey…hope your friends do as well!