With sincerest apologies to my pal Chris Muir, and with desperate reliance on the hope that his attorney has a sense of humor, I present the following…
Some things just can’t be helped.
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Hee hee!
Stephen, this should weed out the pretenders from the true fans of comics. I see you fall into the latter category. Good for you!
Trivia question time!:
Quick, tell me Blondie’s maiden name. (I know this because of a distant conversation with my dad one Sunday morning while reading the comic page…not because I am old enough to actually remember.)
I haven’t the faintest idea, and I refuse to google it just to impress you! 😉
Ha! Actually, you aren’t old enough, either. It is possible my dad was in error, but I think Blondie’s maiden name was…
I shall email it in case someone else wants to play…
Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh …. (frantically waving hand) … Mr. Kotter … Mr. Kawtuh! ….
I wonder if anyone has ever done a “Which Sweathog Are You?” over on Quizilla…
Dagwood’s anniversary? I wonder if he’ll be able to last the whole event without sneaking off to the kitchen for a hero sandwich and then falling asleep on the sofa.
I wonder if he’ll be able to last the whole event without sneaking off to the kitchen for a hero sandwich and then falling asleep on the sofa.
Well, so much for that storyline! 😉
Awww, there’s plenty more, Eric!
Dagwood will rush out the door for some last minute party fixings and smash into someone else with an armload of groceries on the way in.
Elmo’ll offer to help cater the event and make such a mess of it Dagwood will have to do it for him …and then Blondie will compliment Elmo on the great job he did.
Mr. Bumstead will insult Dagwood in his own home in front of the other guests, and then kick him in the keister.
…but that’s not the half of it. What I’d like to know is why Jon, Garfield, Odie got an invite and you, YLB, and Abbye didn’t!
I mean, who’s a better party guest? A mac-talkin’ biker with some serious Faith or a jobless shut-in with a surly cat and a dog that’s learning-disabled?
Blondie must have let Dagwood make out the invitations.
…and you, YLB, and Abbye didn’t!
You’re jumping to a serious conclusion there, you know! 😉
I don’t have a lawyer as I followed ol’ Bill’s advice to ‘kill all the lawyers’.
You guys are readin’ my crap, that’s good enough for me!
Oh, and it’s Blondie Boopadoop.
Not Eric