At the risk of sounding like I know what I’m doing, I need to lay out a few ground rules so you’ll be able to recognize when things inevitably start to go south and we descend into uncontrolled chaos. First, it’s important to be able to quickly recognize the team I’m writing about. There’s nothing… Continue reading Super Bowl Live-Blogging: The Ground Rules
Super Bowl Ads: Pre-Game Predictions
We’re about ninety minutes away from kick-off, which gives me plenty of time to do the usual in-depth preparation that I’m known for. That’s why I’m watching something on The Food Channel, working up an appetite for Super Bowl snax. I don’t think The Food Channel will be showing any of the Super Bowl ads,… Continue reading Super Bowl Ads: Pre-Game Predictions
Super Bowl Live-Blogging
Against my better judgment, the Gazette will once more be the scene of uninformed opinion and inexpert commentary regarding just about everything related to the Super Bowl. You’re invited to join in with your insights, as we select the best and worst TV ads for the year. Tune in around kick-off, assuming I’m up from… Continue reading Super Bowl Live-Blogging
Random Thursday – The Cold Weather Edition
While the current cold snap isn’t record-breaking, it does represent the most extreme temperatures in recent memory and, if nothing else, providing new fodder for discussion. To wit: How embarrassing is it that the Great State of Texas is having to rely on Mexico for electricity to bridge the supply gap, thanks to about 10%… Continue reading Random Thursday – The Cold Weather Edition
How cold is it…?
It’s so cold that I spotted this floating in the middle of our neighborhood pond earlier today: Now, that’s something you don’t see everyday. Where did all those ducks come from, anyway? [Tip of the ski cap to my buddy Jim for partial inspiration. Yeah, that’s right; I’m shifting the blame.]
Citizen reporting of bad driving: What could possibly go wrong?
Anyone driving slower than me is an idiot.Anyone driving faster than me is a jerk. —Unknown The preceding observation is perhaps the best reason that the proposal to create a 24-hour hotline that allows Texans to report bad drivers is a bad idea. I fear that many of us lack the objectivity and discipline to distinguish… Continue reading Citizen reporting of bad driving: What could possibly go wrong?
My next trike
With a price starting at almost $4,000 (before shipping from the UK), it’s not likely that I’ll ever own an ICE Vortex, but that doesn’t prevent me from drooling over it. This is one good looking, beautifully constructed trike. Carbon fiber seat, folding frame, dual disc brakes. 33 pounds is feather weight for a trike.… Continue reading My next trike
Random Thursday – The Friday Edition
Scattershooting while attempting to deal with the psychic fallout from the realization that Toni Basil is 67 years old. Who says Facebook is a waste of time? I just learned a new word by looking at it: zygodactyl. What’s it mean? Well, maybe you should be using Facebook, too. No, wait…that just takes up your… Continue reading Random Thursday – The Friday Edition
Restoring the historical archives
When I redesigned and “re-purposed” the Fire Ant Gazette in mid-2009, I deleted all posts dating back to inception – November, 2002. While I don’t remember the exact number of articles I’d posted during that seven year period, I think it was around 3,800, and I felt that most of them would not be missed.… Continue reading Restoring the historical archives
No Love For West Texas, State or Federal
The Midland Reporter Telegram reports that funding for new highway projects in West Texas will be non-existent for the next three years, and that per capita transportation spending for our region ranks next to last (only the Wichita Falls region ranks lower). And adding insult to injury, most of the post offices on the list… Continue reading No Love For West Texas, State or Federal