Or maybe they’re just humans from an alternate, rubber-worshipping universe, or visitors from an algoresque future without tyres. Who knows? But whatever their origins, while we can’t necessarily judge their motives for needing the wheels on one of our company trucks residing in our company parking lot, we are left with one niggling question: wasn’t it enough to take our rims…why did they also have to prove their technological superiority?
Fox Mulder, we need you now, more than ever.
Note: Some of this actually happened. Really. Would I kid you?
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