Super Bowl: Fourth Quarter

OK, maybe concerned that you might be caught in the celebration. Green Bay wins the big one.
OK, maybe just a little angsty.

If you’re a Bayou Verde fan, you should be very, very worried right about now.

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“Desert and Mirrors and Teacher” – Camaro: Love the car more than the ad.
Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants
“I can hear you now” – Verizon: Works better for me than the us-vs-AT&T approach.
Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants

Mouldy Bay’s offense has been their best defense. But if they don’t score a TD here, they’ll lose the game by one point.

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“Reanimated Benzes” – Mercedes-Benz: Meh.
Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants
“Cane in the Face” – House: Good as the show itself.
Ant Rating: Rating: 4 Ants

“Beaver in Road” – Bridgestone Tires: What is it with all these animals in the road?

Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants

“Contractually Obligated” – GoDaddy.com: Yeah, that’s the GoDaddy we expected.
Ant Rating: Rating: 1 Ant
“Racing Stripe Beetle” – VW Beetle: Nice music, fun animation.

Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants
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Bayeaux Vert seems incapable of stopping the Pittroplex’s offense.
“Old Technology” – Hyundai Sonata Hybrid: Love the guy with the turntable and the headphones.
Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants
“Wondering” – Pepsi Max: Surprisingly edgy for a soft drink ad…and it doesn’t work.
Ant Rating: Rating: 2 Ants
“Talking Cars” – Cars.com: Talking cars work in the movies, but here…not so much.
Ant Rating: Rating: 2 Ants
“Dogsitter” – Bud Light: Attractively quirky.
Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants
Pittsdown wanted to challenge that last catch, but they’ve already used two timeouts this half, and would lose the third if the challenge failed. Strategery.

Another Pottsburg turnover. But can Bayou Verde capitalize? Or capitolize?

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“Classic TV Shows” – NFL: Gimmicky, but cute.
Ant Rating: Rating: 3 Ants

“Jack Ingram” – HEB: Sorry, but this one is off the hook. Be sure to watch the full version on YouTube (although the short version is most excellent as it features Aggieland…whoop!).
Ant Rating: Rating: 5 Ants

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7 comments

  1. You’re the second person that mentioned the Jack Ingram commercial. One more thing that’s wrong with Oklahoma. No HEB thus no Jack Ingram commercial. :o( I’ll have to watch it online now. Stinkin’ Oklahoma with no HEB. :o(

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