Category: Food & Drink

Me: Are you still coming home for lunch? She: Yep. Me: Good. I’ll fry* you up your usual Chunky Girl soup. She: What’d you just say? Me: Uh…what? Oh, I just said, uh, that I’d make your usual soup. She (doubtful): OK. That’s what I get for being observant. Well, that’s what I get for… Continue reading The Chronicle of Unfortunate Grocery Abbreviations

Who says cooking is complicated? Locate a half-full jar of marshmallow cream in the back of your pantry. If you have only a full far, ask your wife to make a half batch of fudge. Put said jar of marshmallow cream in the microwave. Nuke for 15-20 seconds, depending on your clean-up capabilities. Into the… Continue reading Snack Tip

MLB is in another time zone on business, leaving me and the Dog Faced Girl to fend for ourselves, a task for which we each are woefully ill-equipped. In fairness to Abbye, the fact that she’s aged, infirm, blind, and lacks opposable thumbs gives her some legitimate excuses that I, for the most part (hold… Continue reading The Incompetent Temporary Bachelor Chronicles: Vol. I