The Fire Ant Gazette

Local Blogger Convocation

Local bloggers gather for lunch. Try to curb your enthusiasm.

We Texans loves us some heavy duty ammos, we do.

Taking the “vast wasteland” to your desert island…

Never mind the seasonal warnings about space heaters and faulty Christmas lights. What we really need to be worried about is flannel.

Raising the bar for trivial introspection. Again.

I’m back. Uh, you did know I was gone, right? Oh, good grief.

OK, here’s the setup: you have a desert island, a solar-powered DVD player, and ten empty DVD cases. But not just any DVD cases…

Mentally bankrupt, and my checking account ain’t feelin’ so hot, neither.

I would never compare getting a new gun to getting a new toy, but some of the feelings are similar.

Did I ever tell you my story about dancing for the animals? Well…oh look! a baby squirrel!