Now, where were we…?

It's good to be back, because my hard drive needs decluttering.
Photo of sea lions crowded onto a dock

Note: I wrote this when I thought June 1st would be the date I returned to semi-pseudo-occasional blogging, but I got impatient and, as you may have noticed, I have already posted one or two things. But this one is already cued up and I can’t think of a good reason not to publish it, although you may think of several after you read it. Sorry about that.

Well, howdy, y’all. Thanks for sticking around while I tried to figure out if I had a plan, and if I did, what it is. (And I obviously didn’t use the time off to hone my grammar skills.)

I’ve got a couple of multi-thousand word posts (!!) waiting in the wings, but how about we just ease back into things with some lighter fare? Think of what follows as an amuse bouche, a sweet nothing to prepare your palate for heartier — if still non-nutritious — fare.

Meme: You aren't doing it wrong if no one knows what you're doing.

Any introverts out there? Feel free to raise your hand; no one’s looking, I promise.

Meme: Remind yourself why you don't get out
Meme: Walk a mile in my shoes so you'll be a mile away
Meme: Yawning in front of people

Well, they do say opposites attract…

Meme: Packing philosophies may differ

I’ve got 99 problems today, but this isn’t one of them. Wait…let me think about that…

Meme: Thinking a lot about overthinking

Well, those guys ahead of me obviously know something I don’t…

Meme: Out-of-order stairs

Good parenting starts with giving your kids a clear vision of the dangers in the world…

Meme: Monsters following mommy

…and thus equipping them to do something about it.

Meme: Fixing the world, one sidewalk crack at a time

And speaking of dangers in the world…

Meme: Ermine attack

Venns for the win

Meme: Venn showing US states overlapping with Elements
This one’s for the geographical chemists.
Meme: wampire venn
This one’s for the speech therapists..

Things your pets do…

Meme: Cat sewing clothes
Your dog would never do this…
Meme: Message stamped on a dog toy squeaker
…on the other hand.

Despondent furniture

Meme: Sad-looking armchair

Generous furniture

Meme about finding loose change in one's sofa

And finally, if you know, you know…and I’ll bet you wish you didn’t

Meme: Wendy's sign and chanelling 'Soylent Green'
At least the sign doesn’t read “Now Cooking”

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