Now, where were we…?

Note: I wrote this when I thought June 1st would be the date I returned to semi-pseudo-occasional blogging, but I got impatient and, as you may have noticed, I have already posted one or two things. But this one is already cued up and I can’t think of a good reason not to publish it, although you may think of several after you read it. Sorry about that.

Well, howdy, y’all. Thanks for sticking around while I tried to figure out if I had a plan, and if I did, what it is. (And I obviously didn’t use the time off to hone my grammar skills.)

I’ve got a couple of multi-thousand word posts (!!) waiting in the wings, but how about we just ease back into things with some lighter fare? Think of what follows as an amuse bouche, a sweet nothing to prepare your palate for heartier — if still non-nutritious — fare.

Any introverts out there? Feel free to raise your hand; no one’s looking, I promise.

Well, they do say opposites attract…

I’ve got 99 problems today, but this isn’t one of them. Wait…let me think about that…

Well, those guys ahead of me obviously know something I don’t…

Good parenting starts with giving your kids a clear vision of the dangers in the world…

…and thus equipping them to do something about it.

And speaking of dangers in the world…

Venns for the win

Things your pets do…

Despondent furniture

Generous furniture

And finally, if you know, you know…and I’ll bet you wish you didn’t