Just because you sit on the throne doesn’t mean you can leave the lid up.
Category: Just Plain Silly
Ground Crew Humor
Who says ground crews don’t have a sense of humor? Not me, that’s for sure.
Parenting Basics
The ability to remember your own child’s name is an essential parenting skill. Really.
Ways women are not like men: Episode #856
Me: “When do you want to go to Home Depot?” Her: “Let me finish this, then I’ll be ready. Are you going to clean up first?” Me: “I don’t understand the question.”
Annoying Informalities
In which local newscasters are busted for overusing “busted.”
Oh, that’s not right…
Can you imagine a Samantha who can’t do a decent nose twitch? Well, you’d better start trying, bucko.
The ULTIMATE Music Challenge
OK, well…it seems that family isn’t quite as time-demanding as I expected, and so I’m able to turn my attention to [at least] one more post. This is another highly-anticipated music-related quiz, and I expect it to take at least a week for someone to solve. This quiz was actually conceived during an exchange of… Continue reading The ULTIMATE Music Challenge
That explains why the lifts aren’t running…
The forecast is for poor skiing conditions in Midland, Texas. And Generalissimo Franco is still dead.
White Paper: A New Level of Hell
Memo to the Prince of Darkness: Dear Mr. Pod, I would like to propose the immediate implementation of a new level of Hell, if you can find the space. I believe that this proposal will provide a uniquely awful form of punishment to the deserving offender, and I know that you will be astonished at… Continue reading White Paper: A New Level of Hell
Kerry’s Nuisance Advisory System
In the “gotta laugh to keep from crying” vein, I’m having fun with John Kerry’s interview published in last Sunday’s New York Times Magazine. In an amazingly naive statement, Kerry thinks we can go back to a time when terrorism was simply “a nuisance.” Here’s the complete quote (in context, btw, for you Dem spinmeisters… Continue reading Kerry’s Nuisance Advisory System